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- Highwayman
- Favorite Ask A Ninja Episode
- Roger
- Relationship Status
- Married
- Hometown:
- Cuba
- About Me:
- ..I have 20% more sensitivity in every physical sense than the average human... which I guess makes me about 14.7% less than a Ninja...
- Website:
- http://artzone.daz3d.com/?MADMANMIKE
- Favorite Music:
- The theme song to that old show with Doogy Howser and Monk called Stark Raving Mad
- Favorite TV Shows:
- One Life to Live
MADMANMIKE's Blog
Fast Food Customer Service
..Expecting good customer service at a fast food restaurant is like expecting to find the Mona Lisa at a 3rd grade art fair.
About Me....
..So I'm climbing a Chimera's right hind leg when a bat-winged faerie-taur (half Faerie, half sea-lion) flies up to my head and says "Hey dude, you got a fiver?"
.."Just a sec.." I tell it. Holding the toothpick wedged between the Chimera's scales I'm using to climb with in my left hand I use my right to lock the rigormortised hands of the 100 year old monk I plan to use as a carrot around his own ankles so I can wear him as a back pack. When He's secured I reach into my vest pocket and… Continue
.."Just a sec.." I tell it. Holding the toothpick wedged between the Chimera's scales I'm using to climb with in my left hand I use my right to lock the rigormortised hands of the 100 year old monk I plan to use as a carrot around his own ankles so I can wear him as a back pack. When He's secured I reach into my vest pocket and… Continue
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