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About Me:: well...it all began when i say to this guy i havent had a bite in such a long time....then he goes up 2 me and takes a big bite out of my juggular vein..i probably should of noticed that his brains were sticking out and his skin was pealing off....thats right i was just bit by michal jackson..s begam my days of being a zombie...i am now a class 9 zombie , im no longer one of those stupid slow zombies who mive like 3 miles an hour and are really just a pain in the ass, but im one of those zombies that u think u can change so we become friends eventually we are in a committed realionship and just as im down on one knee about to pop the question i realise wait im a zombie what am i doing so i eat you...yea thats the sort of zombie i am, yea we can do other tricks but there not appreciated as much think like use my long intstine as a lasoe and tie people up before i eat them ...so yea thats my life

Favorite Music:: u know the usual maralin manson ...michael jackson.....dolly parton....eh really any body who looks like a zombie

Favorite TV Shows:: are you stupid ,zombies dont watch TV it gets us real confused we try to get at the people in the tv i know a guy who was clawing at a tv screen for 24 days , really really sad, breaks my heart..if i had one