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Vlad the Impaler
16, Female
Independence Oregon., United States - Share
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Profile
- Declare Your Allegiance
- Ninja
- Favorite Ask A Ninja Episode
- Legendary Weapons, Christmas Specail 1&2.
- Relationship Status
- Dating
- Hometown:
- Independence Oregon
- About Me:
- I don't know why you must know, so I will make up a great story to tell you how my being came to be:
On one cold night, in the middle of April, when the sky rained purple and green plasma, the cry of a pregnant woman conceiving her child filled the air in a castrophonic wave.
That night, the ninja's new, that a great warrior had risen, and would one day, turn the world into pudding. For twas written in the stars that a fearsome and mighty warrior would come and pwn everyone as well.
By the ninja's 15th Christmas, she had received her first pair of samurai swords, "Aw, but I wanted ninja swords like my cousin C.W!" she cried sadly.
"Shut-up Joslyn." her mother scolded, "Your cousin is a monkey ninja so he gets the ninja swords." He mother picked up the sword and cut off all of the girls' hair. "How do you like me now?!" the mother laughed.
Shocked and embarrassed, the girl ran into her room with tears of blood falling from her eyes.
"Why are you crying?" a voice called from the window.
She looked to her window to see a man in ninja robes weilding a mighty sword, "Who are you?" the girl asked slightly shaken from the mans apearence.
"Why I'm your Fairy Ninja Father," He said merrily.
"Really?" the girl asked.
"No." he replied closed to laughter. "I was just suposed to give you this sword," He motioned the large sword towards her, "It's from the Ninja Gods. Later."
The girl picked up the sword and walked out into the cold night sky, ready to face her destiny. Ready to kick some ass.
- Website:
- http://myspace.com/arigatogoizaimas
- Favorite Music:
- Dir en Grey, Cream, The Gazette, Miyavi, GrEeeEn, News, Kotoko, H.I.M, Nirvana, Kanjani8, Tenacious D, Led Zepplin, Maximum the Hormone, Tool, Within Temptation, Gorillaz, Green Day, Flyleaf, Alice Cooper, Ozzy, System of a Down, Atreyu, MCR, Peaches, Lords of Acid, TurboNegro, Godsmack, Right Said Fred, the Datsuns, Ram Gam, and the band that I'm the Bassist for, New Chapter,
- Favorite TV Shows:
- Viva La Bam, Dukes of Hazzard, WildBoyz, Avatar the last Airbender, Bams onHoly Union, Futurama, Inuyasha, Dragon Ball, Scrubs, and anything about Nazis.
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