Is it just me, or is Edward Cullen a prick?
I mean, he might be physically perfect and all that junk, but he's rude, selfish, creepy, and a severe pedophile. Not to mention, fictional. And yet somehow, all these teenage girls love him? Why did Twilight's author have to set a male standard that's impossible, let alone unideal, to reach? Heck, we have enough trouble already trying to deal with girl's anorexia to be as skinny as supermodels. This is even more ridiculous. It just don't seem right to me.
Plus, ya gotta admit, the books are poorly written. The only outstanding thing about it is Edward. Edward Edward Edward. When are the REAL guys gonna get a chance? Stop masturbating over fictional vampire pedophiles and go out there and get a non-fictional gentleman that will treat you better than a geriatric vampire ever could.
(the following is sarcasm)
...mind if I sneak through your bedroom window in the middle of the night? Ya know, to "protect" you? *wink wink*
(/sarcasm)
Wake up, girls. Your Knight in Shining Armor will not be located between the covers of a book.
And guys, you don't have to live by the Edward standards. The last thing this world needs is millions of self-absorbed pedophiles. If a girl won't date you because you're not like Edward, then just walk away and let it be that way. You wouldn't come to like a shallow-minded obsessed teenage freak in the end.
To those who are new to the discussion:
Feel free to post whatever response you see fit, as long as it is relevant. However, for those who think they have something new to add to the discussion: You may want to read back and make sure that what you're about to say hasn't already been said four dozen times. It's really annoying to have to read the same thing over and over and respond to it in the same way.
Plus, ya gotta admit, the books are poorly written. The only outstanding thing about it is Edward. Edward Edward Edward. When are the REAL guys gonna get a chance? Stop masturbating over fictional vampire pedophiles and go out there and get a non-fictional gentleman that will treat you better than a geriatric vampire ever could.
(the following is sarcasm)
...mind if I sneak through your bedroom window in the middle of the night? Ya know, to "protect" you? *wink wink*
(/sarcasm)
Wake up, girls. Your Knight in Shining Armor will not be located between the covers of a book.
And guys, you don't have to live by the Edward standards. The last thing this world needs is millions of self-absorbed pedophiles. If a girl won't date you because you're not like Edward, then just walk away and let it be that way. You wouldn't come to like a shallow-minded obsessed teenage freak in the end.
To those who are new to the discussion:
Feel free to post whatever response you see fit, as long as it is relevant. However, for those who think they have something new to add to the discussion: You may want to read back and make sure that what you're about to say hasn't already been said four dozen times. It's really annoying to have to read the same thing over and over and respond to it in the same way.
Tags: book, novel, pedophile, shallow, teenagers, twilight, vampires
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Permalink Reply by Henroshi on -
Yeah *hugs* I was gone the whole weekend. For me, real life always comes first, even though most of the time I can carry on with this site uninterrupted.
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Permalink Reply by swabidose on
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haha, real life is non-existant during the summer for me. *hugs back*
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Permalink Reply by Henroshi on
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This summer I've been trying to get as much of a life as I possibly can. So far it hasn't been working as well as I wanted it to.
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Permalink Reply by Henroshi on
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Yep. I've gotten it to work sometimes, but the main problems are parents, distance, and lack of money/transportation.
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Permalink Reply by Amellys on -
Yay! Welcome back. I was wondering why you weren't posting. Have you read my evil plan to destroy Breaking Dawn yet? You might like it.
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Permalink Reply by Henroshi on
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I did...I've never been one for trolling, as it only proves that people have no life or nothing better to do...but I might be in on it.
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Permalink Reply by Tj Tengu on -
Hello again, kids. I finished smacking the bastards about my fleshspace life and now am looking for netspace tossers to kick the piss out of. Any one miss this old goat?
>:)
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can't say I missed you cause i don't really know you, but I don't really want the piss kicked out of me.
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Permalink Reply by Henroshi on
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Hi TJ...nope, we haven't seen any here. It's kind of strange. Maybe they're taking the Summer off.
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Permalink Reply by Henroshi on
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Friends, it seems we've been given a break. This discussion has in the meantime been outranked as most popular, single-handedly made 2nd by 3-5 users posting 8 times a second in some random pointless topic. It seems the internet has, at least at the moment, run out of idiotic Twilight fangirls to throw at us. We can take this time to reload, restock, and resupply. My best prediction is that we'll get a fresh wave of fangirls following the release of the next book, but until then, it seems all quiet on this front. Good work, all of you, and I'm looking forward to our "challenges" in the future.
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