Is it just me, or is Edward Cullen a prick?
I mean, he might be physically perfect and all that junk, but he's rude, selfish, creepy, and a severe pedophile. Not to mention, fictional. And yet somehow, all these teenage girls love him? Why did Twilight's author have to set a male standard that's impossible, let alone unideal, to reach? Heck, we have enough trouble already trying to deal with girl's anorexia to be as skinny as supermodels. This is even more ridiculous. It just don't seem right to me.
Plus, ya gotta admit, the books are poorly written. The only outstanding thing about it is Edward. Edward Edward Edward. When are the REAL guys gonna get a chance? Stop masturbating over fictional vampire pedophiles and go out there and get a non-fictional gentleman that will treat you better than a geriatric vampire ever could.
(the following is sarcasm)
...mind if I sneak through your bedroom window in the middle of the night? Ya know, to "protect" you? *wink wink*
(/sarcasm)
Wake up, girls. Your Knight in Shining Armor will not be located between the covers of a book.
And guys, you don't have to live by the Edward standards. The last thing this world needs is millions of self-absorbed pedophiles. If a girl won't date you because you're not like Edward, then just walk away and let it be that way. You wouldn't come to like a shallow-minded obsessed teenage freak in the end.
To those who are new to the discussion:
Feel free to post whatever response you see fit, as long as it is relevant. However, for those who think they have something new to add to the discussion: You may want to read back and make sure that what you're about to say hasn't already been said four dozen times. It's really annoying to have to read the same thing over and over and respond to it in the same way.
Plus, ya gotta admit, the books are poorly written. The only outstanding thing about it is Edward. Edward Edward Edward. When are the REAL guys gonna get a chance? Stop masturbating over fictional vampire pedophiles and go out there and get a non-fictional gentleman that will treat you better than a geriatric vampire ever could.
(the following is sarcasm)
...mind if I sneak through your bedroom window in the middle of the night? Ya know, to "protect" you? *wink wink*
(/sarcasm)
Wake up, girls. Your Knight in Shining Armor will not be located between the covers of a book.
And guys, you don't have to live by the Edward standards. The last thing this world needs is millions of self-absorbed pedophiles. If a girl won't date you because you're not like Edward, then just walk away and let it be that way. You wouldn't come to like a shallow-minded obsessed teenage freak in the end.
To those who are new to the discussion:
Feel free to post whatever response you see fit, as long as it is relevant. However, for those who think they have something new to add to the discussion: You may want to read back and make sure that what you're about to say hasn't already been said four dozen times. It's really annoying to have to read the same thing over and over and respond to it in the same way.
Tags: book, novel, pedophile, shallow, teenagers, twilight, vampires
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Permalink Reply by 4EverSleeping on -
(Feels owned)
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Permalink Reply by 4EverSleeping on
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Not Hen, Wolf....
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Permalink Reply by WolfishInclinations on -
Not my intention either!
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Permalink Reply by Henroshi on -
Ah, there we go. Maybe now they'll stop trying to argue jealousy, one little fodder I didn't need any more of.
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Permalink Reply by Crystal on -
I used to love that book, though now that I've read all of these opinions and facts, I can see your point of you. I don't like the book as much, but I think it's safe to say the book isn't boring if so many people are arguing over it. I still like the book and am interested in reading the 4th and last one, but, with not as much enthusiasm. I'm kind of glad I found this, now I can see another point of view that doesn't involve someone typing "OMG I LUV EDWARD HE IS HAWT" or "JACOB SUCKS! EDWARD + BELLA 4 EVA!" Sometimes that just gets reaally annoying and really stupid. And, Henroshi, at least you know there is only one more book left before the craze goes away. It will eventually, it should.
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Permalink Reply by 4EverSleeping on
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Permalink Reply by Crystal on
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Very interesting. Some I agree with, others are just strange. :| Oh well. They do have good reason though. Still, all I hear was, "Edward is MINE!!!". How...common. Well, some people do like to have their own fantasy land.
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Permalink Reply by Crystal on
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Yes, in the book. Others have a tendency to say he "belongs" to them for the fun of it. They say it like saying some rockstar is their husband or something. It would be like some playboy saing his wife is a hot supermodel or some other junk like that. I thought you would know that by now? ANd I don't like the term "belongs to..." It seems a bit, over-possesive, like they're some animal ir property that you pay for every month. It makes someone seem more like and "it" rather then a "he" or "she".
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Permalink Reply by Eviscerus on -
Well as far as Edward is concerned "belongs to" is a perfect term then, since he himself is over-possessive. Did you really think that through at all or are you just typing the first thing that comes to mind? Or perhaps you just didn't make the connection, in either case, you can afford neither mistake here.
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