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Thr33 vs. The Superdevil vs. Chuck Norris

A three-way epic battle to the death. Keep in mind that two might decide to team up against the third.

Tags: chucknorris, superdevil, thr33

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one word: Thr33

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Keep in mind that Chuck and the Superdevil may or may not team up. Describe the match in semi-full detail.

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Well as you tell from my post on the chuck norris VS a ninja topic I determined that a single average ninja would not beat chuck... But Thr33 is not an average ninja, Thr33 is the ninja that killed 1895863 magons( monkey dragons for you uneducated folks) now lets note that 1 magon (charles to be exact) killed every normal ninja (excluding the 3 that became thr33). So chuck is CLEARLY outclassed. Now we don't know much about the superdevil other than he is bigger, meaner, and has more motorcycles than the normal devil. Still several times the ninja has mentioned killing immortals and gods (source: how long do ninjas live "Back in my day it took more than a few punches, kicks, and a sword to kill something that couldn't be killed") so we know ninjas can kill gods. So If we conclude
magon>ninjas
Ninjas(as plural, singular not so much)> chuck norris
Thr33>Magon
Chuck Norris> death(quote chuck norris facts "Chuck Norris has actually been dead for several years now... Death doesn't have the courage to tell him")
Ninja(singular)> gods
Chuck Norris> Ninja

So heres how the fight goes: The super devil being the SOB that he is would immediatly try to team up with thr33; he wants to side with the power. Thr33 would ignore this and rip the super devil to pieces. This leaves Chuck vs Thr33 and we all know how that will end.

So there you have ... my logic

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*high five*

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what if all the super devel chunks turned too tiny super devels?


by the way awsome story

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We already decided the Superdevil doesn't stand a chance in Hell against the others, so don't even try. (pun!)

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ha Of course Thr33 would win!
They would rip both Chuck's and Superdevil's hearts out and and switch them before they start to bleed
and then kill 'em.

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Come on, that wasn't very epic!

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Did you expect it to be? I mean, honestly Thr33 is more powerful than all other ninjas and you expect him not win!?

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Yeah, but still... I didn't say I expected them not to win, I just wanted others' opinions.

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Have you ever even watched Ask a Ninja, ever? Thr33 is three ninjas fused together, and they're ancient. That means old. O-L-D. A three-letter word. Get the crap off this site before we all punish you.

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