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what is the most "ninja" thing you've ever done?!

I want to know the most ninja thing you've ever done!

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...A bunch of kids from my school used to plagarize from wikipedia. (Then my teachers all checked wikipedia after reading everyone's report and give zeros to anyone who did.)

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Once in like 6th grade. I was playing around and tried to do Sheik's (from super smash brothers) up smash. Needless to say, it was a success. I nailed somebody and they fell on the floor.

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NICE! That sounds awesome!

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hmmm... I do a lot of ninja things... well here they are

1. I sneak up on my parents a lot... just last night, my mom was at the computer, and I scared her so much that she yelled "Oh, God!!!"... that is what ninjas do for pleasure, scare the livin' dayllights outta everyone!
2. I was sneaking up (yet again) behind my friend who was supposivlly (oops :s) "training" on a tree and when he heard the sound effect that came out of my mouth (I was pretending to make Chidori) he jumped a foot off the ground (not kidding) and fell onto his butt.
3. Now for the coolest thing (in this entire article) that I have done Ninja-style, my older bro (by about 6-8 years) beats up on me a lot, so one time, after I watched something ninja-ish, I was all hyper and my bro got annoyed, so naturally he tried to put me in a headlock... then I saw he was coming, and flew toward him and slid beneath his legs, then I tripped him w/ my foot and put him into a headlock... it was one of the most awsome moments in my life!
4. lastly (but not least), I LOVE TO CLIMB.... so I was up in a tree one holloween (right in front of our walkway) and I would jump down right in front of the people (from a good 8 ft.) w/ my fake sword and a ninja outfit and I would simply say "Are you gonna eat that?" as they sat there astonished... the parents laughed soooo hard... it was awsome..

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OMG! WOw. Okay, once this security guard was chasing a friend of mine for something stupid like loitering. ...He ran by me screaming, "THE RENT-A-COP IS CHASING ME!" Naturally, I stuck my hands out and hoisted him into a nearby tree. ...I got him up there the moment the rent-a-cop turned the corner!

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killed yer mom

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Something else just happened, I was just waiting on my lawn for my bro (the one I put into a headlock) because we were starting the memorial day party, so I heard an engine so I ran behind our hedge and waited for him to pass, then I jumped out and scared him, but that is not the thing I was talking about. After lunch, we went into the street to pass foot-ball. so there are four people, (five, including me) my older sis, my Uncle, my other uncle, and my brother. I'm standing on one foot, on the rail of our parked truck that is about 1 in. thick, and holding a seal, then I hear "Think fast..." so I open my eys and the foot-ball is flying toward me but about 2 feet to my left, so I jumped of the truck, caught the ball, and landed crouched (but I started to tip forward), so I pushed of the ground as hard as I could to jump while falling forward, and I actually did a flip in the air and landed again on my feet (standing)! SWEET!

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*claps* good job!

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*bows* thank you, thank you!

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...How'd you land that flip?

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I just pushed and I guess my instincts took over, then I found my self standing up-right and I felt all my blood rushing really fast, and it tingled...

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Wow. okay, that was just plain awesome.

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