Where do Ninjas do their laundry?

Posted by NaiveLondonGirl on September 27, 2007 at 2:54pm in Ask A Ninja Discussions

Wow, I'm the first to post. I was just wondering, where do Ninjas do their laundry? Additionally, do Ninjas use fabric softener?

Thanks,
NLG

Permalink Reply by Jason Cross on September 28, 2007 at 12:09am: 1.) They're quicker than stains and body oder but if they do ever slip up and get a stain or a funky smell they throw them selves into the biggest volcano to cleanse themselves of filth that they shamefully allowed to collect.
2.) Their form of fabric softener is beating themselves while wearing the clothes they wish to soften with numchuks until their clothes relinquish the urge to not be soft which usually happens pretty quickly out of fear of the ninja...
- Ninja KooLAiD; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gulstab on September 29, 2007 at 12:05pm: Yeah, or they threaten some nonja and have them do it while the ninja wears one of his/her 1,000 other spare outfits. This usually happens if the ninja doesn't own nunchucks and doesn't live near a volcano. =); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jason Cross on September 29, 2007 at 7:49pm: lmao nonja; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gulstab on September 30, 2007 at 10:50am: We all know who a nonja is, right? If not, lemme break down the linguistics for ya. Non= not ,-ja=ninja, Non+-ja=not ninja=Nonja. See? It's like a muggle of the ninja world.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by TimmytheTerrorist on May 20, 2008 at 6:54pm: Starbucks does my laundry.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Blade Hatake (Kakashi's son) on May 20, 2008 at 9:32pm: Laundry is my speed training method, I do all my laundry as fast as I can to help improve my speed in battle... sounds funny but I do! (if you haven't caught the sarcasm in this I will tell you now... IT'S NOT TRUE!); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by TimmytheTerrorist on May 21, 2008 at 9:29am: Aww crap!
Its not true ?
Darn.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Blade Hatake (Kakashi's son) on May 22, 2008 at 7:33pm: it could be a training method for high speed reflexes though...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by TimmytheTerrorist on May 22, 2008 at 10:18pm: You bet it could!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Rohou on May 20, 2008 at 10:28pm: Or they just burn all the old clothes in a mile-high bonfire. They then get new ninja suits from the bottomless supply of ninja suits.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by The Black Blade on May 21, 2008 at 10:33pm: since all our clothes are darks, we only need cold water, so we use the Arctic Ocean, not many realize that freezing salt water is great for blood stains if ya use it just right; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by PseudoNinja on May 22, 2008 at 3:39pm: Black hole.... OOH YEA, BEST POST!!! EVER!!!1; ▶ Reply to This

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