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NaiveLondonGirl

Where do Ninjas do their laundry?

Wow, I'm the first to post. I was just wondering, where do Ninjas do their laundry? Additionally, do Ninjas use fabric softener?

Thanks,
NLG

Tags: fabric, laundry, questions, softener

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1.) They're quicker than stains and body oder but if they do ever slip up and get a stain or a funky smell they throw them selves into the biggest volcano to cleanse themselves of filth that they shamefully allowed to collect.
2.) Their form of fabric softener is beating themselves while wearing the clothes they wish to soften with numchuks until their clothes relinquish the urge to not be soft which usually happens pretty quickly out of fear of the ninja...
- Ninja KooLAiD

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Yeah, or they threaten some nonja and have them do it while the ninja wears one of his/her 1,000 other spare outfits. This usually happens if the ninja doesn't own nunchucks and doesn't live near a volcano. =)

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lmao nonja

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We all know who a nonja is, right? If not, lemme break down the linguistics for ya. Non= not ,-ja=ninja, Non+-ja=not ninja=Nonja. See? It's like a muggle of the ninja world.

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Starbucks does my laundry.

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Laundry is my speed training method, I do all my laundry as fast as I can to help improve my speed in battle... sounds funny but I do! (if you haven't caught the sarcasm in this I will tell you now... IT'S NOT TRUE!)

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Aww crap!
Its not true ?
Darn.

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it could be a training method for high speed reflexes though...

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You bet it could!

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Or they just burn all the old clothes in a mile-high bonfire. They then get new ninja suits from the bottomless supply of ninja suits.

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since all our clothes are darks, we only need cold water, so we use the Arctic Ocean, not many realize that freezing salt water is great for blood stains if ya use it just right

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Black hole.... OOH YEA, BEST POST!!! EVER!!!1

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