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Jason Cross

Ninja vs. Chuck Norris?

whatya think? as a Ninja im ashamed to say i got my money on Chuck.

Tags: chuck, ninja, norris

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Well it should be noted that Chuck Norris is in his 60's, and so even though he is very fit, would be more frail than he was before.

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Fellow ninjas!
Chuck Norris is like, THE ultimate ninja! Almost as good as Tom Cruise! But Tom Cruise fell victim to my ultimate ninja skills!

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My money is on Chuck Norris. Did you know that Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird??

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Master chief plays Chuck norris games on his Xbox 360

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DOODS. listen up.

CHUCK NORRIS can only kill himself with a roundhouse kick to the face
and on his face is a beard
and behind his beard is another fist
so therefore he CANNOT be killed by a ninja.

however if the ninja did somehow manage to time-warp chuck so he kicked himself?
game over

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Chuck Norris technically is a Ninja so he would kick his own ass

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