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Permalink Reply by Meg on February 27, 2008 at 6:13am

worded right, even zombies could be passed off as good if we stuck soely to morals

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Permalink Reply by Xaque on February 27, 2008 at 2:19pm

Ninjas hate pirates because pirates get all the credit for being flashy and bad ass looking and being good theives, when really people just dont know nearly as much about ninjas as they do pirates cause no one ever sees them stealing or killing, pirates are like mcdonalds, cheap bad food for the ignorant masses. Pirates hate ninjas because pirates, while being bumbling idiots, are smart enough to know when their out classed and recognize that everything they pride themselves on, drinking, partying, pillaging, plundering, they know that ninjas do it better, more effectively, just in the seclusion of the shadows, so most people dont get to see how ninjas operate. Wanna see a pirate operate? pop in a movie. And all these people coming about saying their pirates and ninjas? bullcrap. its fundamentally impossible. Your a pirate with delusions of grandeur. no self respecting ninja would ever call him/herself part pirate.

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Permalink Reply by Capt. Hardman on February 27, 2008 at 2:28pm

Sumarying: Pirates are joks, ninjas are nerds?

So We are wel-known and feared, people CARE about us, While ninjas can't get a date to the prom...

And teh term "pirates" is used to much on your text... Let me try...

Ninjas hates pirates because Ninjas can't convince being ninja on ninja stile and people eats at McDonalds instead of ninja feeding, that is better because ninja cooks ninja food.

get it?

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Permalink Reply by blackandbluedemon on February 27, 2008 at 2:42pm

Cap, I believe that you have begun to spout insanities. It's okay. The nice men in the white coats will take care of you.

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Permalink Reply by DeadlyCreamPie on February 29, 2008 at 6:59pm

Pirates - Popular lot who take the spot light for not doing anything. There for the ignorant masses.
Celebrity equivalant of pirate summary - Paris Hilton
[BURNED!]
Ninjas - The cool rejects who go on to do much more than the populars, as well as much more decent things too.
Celebritiy Equivalant of ninja summary - Me...
:P

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Permalink Reply by Shadow on February 27, 2008 at 6:19pm

Wow, this has gotten really wild....sweet....

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Permalink Reply by Capt. Hardman on March 14, 2008 at 4:36am

Yeah... guys, try to read the discussion before you add anything else... or else we will hear the same thing over and over.

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Permalink Reply by Monstar Deluxe on March 14, 2008 at 4:03pm

Your badly spelled english associate must speak!
Both Local Ninja and Shadow have exactly the point - it's all about show-boating (boating? You get it?... Oh, ok.) amateurs versus the unrecognised professionals.
Pirates. Was there ever a class of muderer that was more about hats? Big, big bastard hats! In purple and gold, in green with apricot trim. Not enough for you? Stick a big bloody parrot on there, hell, go for two - they can sing Ebomy and Ivory througout the whole pillaging section. That will leave an impression.
But none the less the Pirate is a capatalist. He's got his big shiny boat, his enromous freaking hat, his managerie of talking birds, all sorts of scurvy dogs and whatnot. Not to mention what all the ammo costs for each good boarding. So, with lots of flash and lots of cash, he is the big Donald Trump of mayhem and murder, Tell me honestly now, cant you just see him in a big three pointed hat cruising his tower cross New York taking broadsides at the print district demaning they give up treasure and the answers to this weeks big crossword?
But the Ninja? Now there is murders journeyman. The craftsman, who actually takes pleasure and satisfaction in his chosen craft. Craft? - ney....Vocation! But as he goes about his business, murdering the good and great of this world using but his wits, ninjitsu, and pointy bamboo he hand-fashioned, does he not aspire? His whole life he is but s shadow, a shade, and if genuinely unlucky a glimmer (see Stephen Segal in The Glimmer Man).
Whilst this is succor to a Ninja, to be but a rumour - some part of each ninja wants a slight of recognition. Do I not garotte at a world class level? Ismy spinal incsion not somthing to behold? Would not there be my name on the shortlist if anyone gave out little golden statues for throat-slitting? ( "I would like to thank my Sensai...Who actually is here this evening....but you wont know until its too late....")
Alas - the ninja continues his bloody craft, always in black.... but in his heart would maybe once.....just that once.... like to stand up roar wearing the emarald green and violent orange pantaloons of recognition that his keen amateur rivals so enjoy.

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