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Why do ninjas hate pirates so much? Think you have a good reason?

I know I get annoyed at the pirates! This happens because they're overrated, annoying (sometimes) and well, uh....kind of crude. They do have their good aspects. But I need to know the reason for the rivalry! Think you have a good reason? Reply and tell me. I'll pick the best reply on January 10. Or if you want to tell me how good pirates are then tell me all about it. Convince those pirate-haters out there. Good luck, and thanx for all replies!

Tags: ass, bad, hate, ninjas, pirates, shadow died, suck

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hehe...that was good Hardman...*smiles and gives a curtsey of appreciation

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Hardman I'm not preaching the "turn the other cheek" business as you suggested. One thing I've noticed about these ninjas is that they crave this rivalry like some drug, or like football fans, and the one thing that truly hurts these outspoken narrow-minded beings is ignoring them like they are flies wizzing about our heads for the attention they crave. I'm thinking of a great quote from "The Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand... when Ellsworth Toohey asks Howard Roark what he thinks of him, Roark replies "But I don't think of you." What worse slam could there be? As for the rest of your comment I'm afraid I'm unable to follow it. Is english your second language? I'm not trying to be coarse or rude, I just can't follow your train of thought.

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" there you arrrrrrgh" Stupid pun. ummm anyway, ninjas have more about them than killing and sneaking around ninjas have hatred towards basically every one that could possibly annoy them. pirates are just some people that really annoy the living crap out of us. we wish we could slit the throughts of every pirate in our way. luckily you may not get in our way with your loving of the ocean. we try to avoid open spaces unless we're dueling with another ninja. pirates need to leave us the heck alone so we won't rip out their neck and watch their blood spew from their hole we have left.

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true, it is a "stupid" pun, but tell me, is there such a thing as a smart pun? If so, give me an example, because I'm pretty sure puns are meant to be simple and inane.

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pirates are pretty awesome, but ninjas could pwn their butts to the end of time. ninjas are silent and stealthy but pirates are loud and not stealthy in any sense of the word. I think it's purely because they are opposites. opposites usually are pretty pissed off at each other.

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Hatter makes a valid point.....

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That just made me so happy...*tear*

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hahahahahahahaha!!

omg!!
that is exactly right!!
*bent over laughing*

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Hey man, we're out there having all the fun. You just need to relax! Not to mention, some of us (myself for example...) are dead sexy. I don't hate ninjas... but you guys could use a vacation. I also noticed "backrub" as a tag and I thought it should be known that I am a massage therapist also. Just sayin'....

We may be crude and somewhat harsh, but it's part of our charm. ;)

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Arrr!

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see Hardman?*points up to Sarah...a skilled pair of hands for your aching back...

might warn her when your pistol's about to shoot. Smirk~

So, has ANYONE really said anything different that Miyu and I said originally?...like back on page 3?...

...maybe they've espoused variations of it,...but nothing "different".....

Miyu had a very valid point and, I had some very valid points --even if i Do say so myself--y'all might go back and read them to know what they were compared to the drabble about drinking and partying that's going on...and on...and on....now...

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haha.

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