One of the most ninja like things I have ever done was to shoot my big sister with a blowgun. I was 13 years old. She and her boyfriend ganged up on me while I was trying to do some stretches while watching TV. I was taking Shorin-Ryu Karate at that time in my life. She and her boyfriend were wrestling and they kept knocking into me. My sister and I went at it and her boyfriend picked me up and threw me unto another couch in a different room. I went and got one of my blowguns and shot her. It hit her in between her knuckles on her hand, index and middle finger knuckles. She screamed and freaked out. It was so cool. Her boyfriend never messed with me again because he knew he would be next ha ha ha.
One time I also was dressed in black and I hid at night in a small shadow of a large building. I hid for 2 hours in plain sight (except for the shadow) while my cousins looked for me. It was a kind of man hunt game and they needed to tag me. They walked within feet of me, but couldn't see me because I was in the shadow and dressed completely in black. It was awesome!
Another time, when I was in high school I was staying at my dad's appartment one night. I was taking American Kenpo Karate at the time. My dad started joking around with me like he knew martial arts. I jokingly popped a quick front snap kick to his shin. I didn't kick that hard, but it dropped him like a rock. My dad is a good four inches taller and about 60 pounds heavier than me. I thought he was joking but he crawled over to the couch and went to sleep there. The next day he had a bruise on his shin. Just goes to show you shouldn't joke around with a Double Scorpio Ninja who knows martial arts.
I have plenty more. If you want to hear more than comment here and I'll see what else I can remember. I can also tell you about the extensive collection of ninja weapons my parents let me have when I was a kid. It was so great!!!!
Mneh, I believe my most wonderful ninja moments are when I am incredably sneaky. Like, I sneak up on people and make them lose fifteen years of their lives naturally as it is, but when I really try, it can get deadly.
For example: I have a group of friends who are performers at Renaissance festivals, and this past year they traveled all the way up to Massachussettes for a faire. I went all the way up there too, without telling them. You should have seen the looks on their faces.
The most ninja like thing I have ever done, was when I was like around 11-13 years old I would sneak past my parents room to go downstairs to watch TV. I only got caught a couple of times, and usually on the way down, but i soon learned how to walk on the carpet with out creaking the wooden floor under it.
Yes I always narrowly escaped death when sneaking out of my room after bed time. Even when I was older I knew wakening the parents meant death. Mom has this earth shaking yell that makes you wish you were deaf, when shes angry, and she is usually angry when I woke her up at like 2am. lol
I also used to sit up in the tree in the backyard and watch the people int he neighborhood doing their thing. The thing about the tree was it was a huge oak tree that leaned over the back fence and I could use the fence to climb up the tree. The branches usually covered me from plane site , it was awesome.
I have snuck into a croud with another ninja , snuck away from that ninja and the appeared right back in their face without them even knowing I was gone. I've also hid from a person for five hours. Been on a roof of a house, and done other ninjaly things that can not describe to you or I would have to kill you :D
i did a sweet ninja thing last night i was bord and my friend was over so i was all like come on lets go to the park [mind you it was like 3 am] well we dicidded to spar full contact i took him out in like 1 move i ran up a tree next to me and jumped off landing a kick to his head i couldnt belive it at first i was like yay i won thin i relized now i had a uncoshis body to drag home
In a trip with my friends, we decided to visit the local mall. I went into a bookshop while my friends went to the electronics shop right next door. They phoned me and said that an old friend of mine (who I really didn't wanna see) was there, and was heading my way. I told them to meet me at the cinema lobby, and managed to escape an awkward situation by using perfect timing and masterful use of diversions (falling books, reciepts used as shurikens and a shopping cart with one wheel broken as my equipment). I silently fled and made my way down the escalator, went up the escalator after, circled around and arrived at the popcorn stand in five minutes. We went into a movie.
And the guy I wanted to avoid was sitting directly behind us. BUSTED!