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Darnarius

what is the most "ninja" thing you've ever done?!

I want to know the most ninja thing you've ever done!

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very ninja indeed

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were you tired you know cramped between a wall for like a long time????

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what do you mean most ninja thing i do? i am a ninja everything i do is rather ninjaey i go on ninja missions daily assasinating people infiltrating ppls minds and their pockets i am ninja and i am death fear the blade!!!

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Yeah that is the most common answer from an immature ninja that has no skills to boast. Instead of making jokes and bragging about being the best, why don't you share like the forum suggests in the first place.

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yeha but those are as you say every day ninja stuff so i wondering FOR a ninja the most ninja thing u'v done so nonjas most ninja thing is a regular ninja thing so a ninjas most ninja thing is WAY past a normal ninja thing.....understand....cause i really don't, LoL

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ok most ninja thing i did was in california, it was about a week before cristmas and it was a cold night, the moon was out i had my claws on, so i was climbing trees looking into my enemy's house's, and one of my enemys was out on vacation, so i used my grappleing hook on his porch to go into the back of his house and i set traps all over his house, such traps you would normaly find in a college dorm. Not the stab stab ouchi traps with the death and bleeding, but anyways i routed his toilet so when he flushes it, it would spray his face with toilet water. I grabbed all the furniture he had and stacked it in his living room, i filled his bath tub with gold fish i transplanted a garden into his bedand finnaly i nailed almost all of his doors shut....:P

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ok this might be long and painfull (bad spelling and grammer) or boring or somthing, . my kung fu brother and i were climbing mountan park called skinners butte at 3 in the morning to work out and practice eskrima stick fighting it is loud with all the sticks clashing and looks like real fighting so not to be done in public and it a good place looks all over the city (sorry i suck at wrighting) ... we are half way up the hill on a trail that cuts across the butte and we hear sirens and see lights a high speed chase is going on down at the road that runs along the base of the hill 1 bad guy and 6 police cars on his tail right as the lead car is in sight the bad guy ditches his car and runs in to the woods below us , all the cops get out of there cars and form a line evenley spaced and start sweeping up the hill with flashlights and guns drawn they are coming right at us and somewhere in the middle is the guy there looking for . at this point my friend and i are realizing that we are in all black and have weapons and in a park after closeing and it would not be good if we were shot for looking like ninjas,.. we could not retreat becouse we had cilimbed up a basalt rock climbing cliff without ropes to get half way up the hill.. the cops were almost upon us we could not move down the trail for we would be seen buy the flash lights s so we decided to hide under a huge dowend fir tree untill the police moved over us and then as soon as they had passed the trail we decided to move on the trail across the face of the hill behinde the police silentley at one point we snuck behind an officer only 15 feet away (pretty scary when they have ther guns drawn) we were silent and made it to the other side ,scaled down the side of the resivor wall cut through some brush and and in to downtown eugene away from all the police we made it ! .. a couple blocks later we did get stopped by the police but oly to be asked if we had seen some one matching the suspects discription.. we were free to go. so what do you think ninja? i know it would have been a better story if i caught the bad guy sorry...

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lol man that must have been a really bad guy 7 cars?!?! lol but yeah very ninja next time you should try to sneak INTO the police station lol jk

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I used to work as a cop (before i became a Magician) and one day i was working retail crime unit. I didnt shave for a week and stood outside this dept store. I got talking with the local "undesirables" and i said..
"dude...its easy as shit to steal from in there"..
The guy entered and stole ons of stuff as he ran toward me to show me his newly aquired goods, i busted him!!! lol.

Ninja? or just mean?

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Awesome in my eyes

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LOL ah, he deserved it

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i jumped off a 3 story building onto a blow-up pillow thing
and i was in the hospital for 8 months! ( i broke like... 10 bones )

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