Why the rivalry?
Between Pirates and Ninjas? I mean, true, I am a pirate and pirates are just awesome to begin with, but then again so are ninjas. I can't sneak through the night and slice someone's throat, but I'd like to see a ninja try to sail a boat through torrential seas and find a treasure with naught but a hand drawn map on a napkin and an east-ish north bearing to go by! Can't we all just....make love and not war?
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Permalink Reply by Brad on -
it is in the nature of both to make both love and war... but if one were to not exist the the other could not survive.
This would bring about an age of boredom and what happens when boredom comes to a race of warriors? you guessed it. war. and with the rebirth of war comes the rebirth of love.... And the vicious cycle continues....
hmm... love conquers all.... that would be a good myth for myth busters to try and bust..... lets see if love really does conquer all. In anycase, i am one ninja who does not make war for his own account. i will only step in if the war is brought to my doorstep... or a sizeable fee comes in its stead. i am open to any friendships that are offered with a good heart and am loyal to those that i call my friends to the end.
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Permalink Reply by Michael Gilbertson on -
pirates have to hate ninjas cause Johnny Dept put that in his contract
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Permalink Reply by Flagman on -
Johnny Depp is not a real pirate. He just got a small certificate saying that he can sail around without his wife getting stolen, his boat destroyed or his throat slit, or whatever it is that pirates do.
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Permalink Reply by Michael Gilbertson on
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true true, but he bought out the pirates
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Permalink Reply by Capt. Hardman on -
All Started in Koda, Around the XIII Century. Ninjas was start forming then thei made their first contact with Chinese and japanese pirates to have contact with powder and fireweapons. But a irish buccaneer, Cap. Pranc McPhsyk from the Green Shamrock, Decided to demonstrate it with the very first smoke bomb on the history of ninjas.
But it was also a STINKY bomb. The Koda Dojo became smelly since then to the days of yore.
Ninjas claimed revange for that. Since Cap. Pranc was a royal asshole, it would be well-deserved. But like we can't tell ninjas apart (er... We can't tell asian people apart), they couldn't tell a green irish prankster from the others. (if you pay attention, pirates are very colorfull, but not with green).
This degree of dumbness angried the pirates who started to fight back.
Nowardays, we have Internet pirates, movie pirates, STILL piracy on caribean and china sea. Ninjitsu, only unformal scholls and one guy answering questions on a podcast. Who yo think is winning?
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Permalink Reply by Shadow on -
No we cannot make love not war!
Although it is a sweet prospect.
Ninjas and pirates have this on-going enmity and YES, most ninjas can sail and find treasure with naught but a hand drawn map on a napkin and an east-ish north bearing to go by!
Therefore, ninjas are supreme. And pirates are overrated/
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