Prague'inja

Just got back from Prague last night and I am lucky to be alive. Kent and i were speaking at a conference called ProMAX. Doing our usual spiel about how new media is awesome and blah blah.com. Anyway the theme for the conference was Behold the Anonymous Heroes. They thought marketing and promotion was like being a superhero, because no one knows who you are. So, we're in the middle of our speech when BAM! The NInja shows up and starts railing on everyone about how the true anonymous heroes of the world are NINJAS. He went down the list just tearing into why all of the comic book heroes are creepy jerkfaces. Btaman, Superman, Spiderman, Wonder Woman. None of them, according to him, hold a candle to a purebred flippin' ninja. He kill about 67% of the people there, which was generous of him and of course disappeared with a smokebomb. I think he stuck around town and did some sightseeing for a few days because there were several highly violent shuriken deaths at Prague Castle and in Old Town.