Ninja Day 2008

Wow. The ninja just showed up and kidnapped Kent and I. He took us to some wierd warehouse that was littered with dead bodies. He told that he was on a mission that involved spam (the processed meat product) and the cast of Twilight. We tld him he should hide the bodies before we did the ustream chat. I had no idea that he'd kill a giant Rosyodonus and use the skin to cover the...well, you get it. Anyway, he did a live chat for almost an hour and than punched Kent and I in face. i just woke up back in my apartment with a nasty bruise and the following phrase carved into my leg "Slappy International Day of the Ninja! I'm amazed at your ability to not have me kill you, but none the less look forward to killing you soon." Kind of long for a carved leg quote, but still, I'll never forget it...mostly because it's carved in my leg.