Here are all of my screenwriting ideas...

Just to get a sense of what goes on in my head, I like to cast people I've never met before. Trust the only TV personality I've ever met was Norm Abram from the New Yankee Workshop. But, here goes (and hold your breath):

The Shades

Mitchel Musso (Matt Nelson/The Shades), Miley Cyrus (Marion Harwood); Written and Directed by Zack Parks

A nerdy shy kid gets a chance to transform into a big man on campus after he accidentally creates atomically powered sunglasses and attempts to impress the girl of his dreams.

The Shades 2: Cloning Around

Mitchel Musso (Matt Nelson/The Shades/Evil Shades/Gag Shades), Miley Cyrus (Marion Harwood) (Cameo); Written and Directed by Zack Parks

After a harrowing experiment gone wrong, Matt Nelson morphs into three separate beings, two of which are evil and have the same powers as the Shades.

In a Flash

Devon Werkheiser (Brad Derricks), Emily Osment (Tracey Shannon); Written and Directed by Zack Parks

A slacker who’s told to deliver a great story for the journalism class he works for decides to take a picture of a pop star who’s in town for a concert but after he takes the picture he starts seeing her everywhere driving him to the point of depressing insanity. Tagline: He’s seeing someone. Frequently.; She’s everywhere to him. Literally.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

Voices of: Matthew Broderick (Phoenix Wright), Sandra Bullock (Mia Fey), Amanda Bynes (Maya Fey), Jim Belushi (Detective Dick Gumshoe), Cliff Robertson (The Judge), Steve Carell (Larry Butz), Ben Stiller (Officer Meekins); Directed by Zack Parks

Based on the best-selling video game, a rookie lawyer takes on murder cases where the odds are against him.

Ed, Edd n Eddy

Gene Hackman (Villain); Directed by Zack Parks

Three teenage scam artists attempt to pull off the ultimate scam in order to save their home from being destroyed by a ruthless land developer.

The Megaplex

Cast unknown presently; Written and Directed by Zack Parks

Two best friends discover that their school holds a whole other universe where the characters from the films they mocked are brought to life.

Haunt Hunters

Bruce Campbell (Danny Baxter), Jennifer Aniston (Jane Martin), Jason Earles (Jimmy), Christopher Walken (James Harvey); Written and Directed by Zack Parks

A nuclear-accelerator-gun-wielding parapsychologist, who pursues monsters, along with a teenage intern computer expert tries to convince an investigative reporter that the stories he brings in on a weekly basis are true.

Tagline: They’re not the Ghostbusters. They’re not the Men in Black. They’re much better.; They’re evil. They’re dead. But you don’t have to worry. Because the best-in-the-business are on the case.

Love & War

Cast unknown presently; Written and Directed by Zack Parks

A love-lorn loser decides to strike back after a girl whom he liked rejected him.

Trivia: This film is, according to writer/director Parks, "semi-biographical".

Taglines: He thought their love could survive anything until she dropped the bomb; The end of his romance became the beginning of his revenge.