Ninja Diamonds
I did not know that there were such things as Ninja Diamonds. Yeah. Totally learned something today. There ARE such things. They are a very obvious color: black. That is, unless you find one that has the Bloodied color to it. (It makes them more valuable.) I understand that they are stinkin hard to find, however. That is so sad, too. I mean, maybe that's why Ninjas don't get married. I mean, if they have to have a Ninja Diamond and they can't find one for the significant other, dude-- how sad. I think that instead of gem miners looking for regular colored diamonds, like those clear ones, yellow ones, and blue and pink ones, they should devote more time and focus on finding more Ninja Diamonds. I mean, come on! Let the Ninjas have some happiness! They need those Ninja Diamonds to marry. Dude, find the diamonds. I mean, THEY can't devote the time to finding them. They're off assasinating people and causing wars and spreading the flu. I ask you, what time can that Ninja devote to finding that illustrious gem? Nada. None. Yeah. Someone needs to help the Ninjas out and mine some Ninja Diamonds. Maybe the Ninjas would spare the lives of those who bring up some Ninja Diamonds. Or at least they would kill them quick and painlessly. (They can do that, no sweat.) Yeah. I mean, the need for Ninja Diamonds is so unfathomable and astronomical that I seriously wish that I were a miner-- I would TOTALLY be down in a mine looking for those things. One can only hope that the miners of this world get their act together. Soon.
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Comment by Onemanmob on November 1, 2008 at 11:25am - Wanna be friends?
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Comment by Zeal on November 30, 2007 at 2:37pm -
*sets up the Ninja Diamonds for Ninjas Advocacy Program....N.(ee)D. N.A.P.
for short.
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Comment by @w00d on October 22, 2007 at 6:03pm - I need one of these diamonds.
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Comment by Cloud Nerojin on October 22, 2007 at 2:09pm - Naw, I think Ninjas can find the Ninja Diamonds easily. If you think about it, they are not hard to find because they are rare, they are hard to find because they are Ninjas.
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Comment by Kelly on October 21, 2007 at 11:00pm - Exactly why all ninjas are unmarried. :( Diamonds are forever but Ninja Diamonds are infinite. They make those other lumps of coal look like well, coal. LOL
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