Pirates!!!

10 Reasons y I hate pirates!!!

1 WTF in the world do they have to wear eyepatches for anyways I know it does not look cool (fashion statement I guess)

2 What with the peg leg I bet they got it because they trip on something because they only have one freaking eye open, wonder y (reason 1)

3 Why in the world do they have to say argg after everything is it like an accent from like a different country?

4 I heard of choosing your pets wisely but who in the world chooses a parrot for a freaking pet that thing would annoy the he11 out of me

5 you know what they just smell very bad very

6 ok if you’re going to fight y do you drink rum I guess they just want to die faster

7 what with the flag, skull and a crossbones probably a dead pirate after meeting a ninja

8 I heard of bad hygiene, but common they are disgusting

9 I got something against the lame hook, I bet that y they lost the eye cause they poked it out with a hook

10 Why in the world would you burry treasure that sounds retarded to me if you gonna have treasure you should spend it on something not put it in the ground