Ninja

Have you ever seen a ninja.... Didn't think so. i am a ninja a great ninja so great of a ninja that even grandmaster kudimono turns green with envy. Wait a green ninja wow some one kill him hey wait im the master ninja here ill do it........ Did you miss me i didn't think you would since im so fast and i know what your thinking how can i miss that which i can not see. Its very easy if you jump 3 worlds over and kill an greenbellyed gorgon blasting cyclops and brother that in its self is easy for a ninja but for a normal human you might die while trying to jump worlds. But if you really want to see me then look behind you....If your still reading this you are one lucky person. or you are dead reading this from another realm. but any way as you can plainly see a ninja is a great and powerfull being that should be respected. Now im not like the ask a ninja ninja. im more like his kick ass brother who was twice removed. i have not seen him yet but i hope to soon. i wish to challenge him to a game of spin the spine. this is a really interesting game indeed. you first yank each others spines out of your backs. then spin them in the air and the direction it stops you must run in a strait line until you return to your spine the insert it back into your back. and the fist one back wins and throws the other spine into a volcano. now you must be asking how this is possible. well its not our muscles that we move its the earth around. and each time we do this a earthquake happens that destroys the world that is why we have to travel to a planet that no one cares about like neptpluto. so any way this the life of a ninja spoken by a ninja translated by a slave inside the mouth of a hungry lion.