rednekilla's sure-fire way to hook up with the hot bitches!

step 1,
you must go to an icp concert........and not to be a fucking hound-dog!
that will only get your ass kicked in a hurry.
step 2,
get into the concert, by way of ticket.......or you can pay at the door. or "ninja" your way into the venue,
regardless.....just get your ass in!
step 3,
find a big girl, or fat girl, or whatever. now this will only work if you are a sexy ass ninjalo like me.
after finding your big girl,make sure that you run that game on her ass! be smooth, but relentless at the
same time. try not to be too convincing though, that will fuck you up before you get the chance to pick
up the hot chick!
step 4,
now that you have acquired a "date" so to speak, the hot chick will begin to think..."how did that fat
bitch hook up with a hot ninja like that?" now is the time to mind your surroundings, you see after a short
while, the "hot chick" will approach you and attempt to steal you from the fat girl on your arm.
this is when you play it cool,dont piss off the big girl. that is always the fall back plan!
step 5,
at some point while you are being a street ninja.....which means that you had to go do whatever to get away
from the biggen, you will be approached by the hot chick. this is when you go for the kill! tell lil' miss hottie
that the fat girl is your sister, or something like that. this will give you the chance to run that game!.....see?
set the hook and take the flesh-pole to the hot chick. works every time! what happens after that is all you!
now go, be the ninja! good luck young padowan! MMFWCL! Rednekilla