All Blog Posts Tagged 'not' (5)

Have you ever seen a ninja.... Didn't think so. i am a ninja a great ninja so great of a ninja that even grandmaster kudimono turns green with envy. Wait a green ninja wow some one kill him hey wait im the master ninja here ill do it........ Did you miss me i didn't think you would since im so fast and i know what your thinking how can i miss that which i can not see. Its very easy if you jump 3 worlds over and kill an greenbellyed gorgon blasting cyclops and brother that in its self is easy for… Continue

Okay so my best friend told me to tell her what her boyfriend did on the bus...so i told her he chewed. She asked him and he said he didnt. Then I told her that her boyfriend and his friend were smoking pot at his house...she asked him and he said no. Now on the bus I am interagated on why I told her. I finally told her all of this and she said I was lying. She talked to her boyfriend who said that he was only chewing and the next day she told me I needed to stop exaggrating and causing fights.… Continue

PETA did something I find so heinous I had to write an HTNS article about it. Basically, there was a random murder on a Greyhound bus last Wednesday where the guy decapitated someone and started eating him, and PETA tried to turn that in to an ad campaign. Here are my thoughts on the matter Continue

his name is josh and i happen to be in love with him... he's a freshman, but he's gonna be sixteen this summer like me. i love him but i hate him. you can only truly hate those whom you truly love... he keeps popping up in my life. i mean, yeah, he goes to my school, but... idk. anywho... i like another boy i'll call nintendo... and idk... what's the best method to kill someone you love and hate all at the same time but don't want to suffer any more than you have already made them suffer (long s… Continue

and I am wearing a green hat made of wool and beer cans. Making an appearance are Labatt's Blue, Carling Red Cap Ale, Molson Canadian and Carling Black Label. I'm sitting at my desk at work, with my boss two doors over, wearing beer cans on my head. It's okay though; I brought one in for him too. Also, after an almost 2 month hiatus while I dealt with stuff, there's a new article up on my favourite website I own,… Continue