BABY NINJA WILL KILL YOU!!!'s Page

This site was really cool when it first started up, becuase it was all the TRUE askaninja fans who knew about it before it was even made (becuase thats how good us ninjas are), and most everybody had kick ass profile pictures showcasing how mucho-ninja they were. (and yes I did just make up that word). But as the site is growing bigger, there are more and more wanna-be ninjas (and not to mention pirates) on here, like its frikin' myspace. (Although she doesnt really have a sweet ninja picture

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... comment the great ninja; I belive he says in all of his podcasts at the very end (when only true ask a ninja fans are watching) that he made a new fan site for only ninjas, cool people, and hot chicks. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure there are like a million gay other pirates, zombies, ect. on here. soooo... what the big idea?!?!?!

I've given it some thought, and I realized professional skateboarding these days has become WAY to corporate. Companies who normally wouldn't give a rats ass about skateboarding, saw that there was money to be made and pounced, not caring what it would do to the sports over all persona. (which now is mainstream, and corporate) In my opinion, if ninjas had a say in skateboarding as far as sponsorship, no body would even know if fucking existed! lol. That's just how secret and awesome we are. I

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Theres a new video on my profile, and for all you true ninjas its one worth watching, because, (i dont want to give away too many details buttttt....) it may have somthing to do with me killing a pirate. you just have to watch.

Today someone spraypainted a serious bomb threat all over the front of my school. This makes me mad for 2 reasons.

1. If they were a REAL ninja, they would of secretly killed everybody all at once with out anybody suspecting.


2. We were SUPPOSED to have toasted ravioli for lunch!!!