well........let's get to know each other..........my real name is corey...i live in barbados with my mom and little sister............oh and i'm 18......what about you?
Wherever the motion of the ocean happens to be....o.O
About Me:
Don't ever go around talking to strangers.
You never know how fucked up they are today.
Unless, you know, you're psychic.
Which would be pretty rad.
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A dork is a whale's penis.
I am NOT a whale's penis.
I am a nerd.
THE nerd.
Meh.
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Dude.
I fucking love.
Panic! At The Disco.
Mmmmm.
And
Fueled By Ramen [:
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*Ahem*
I think it's an appropriate time to tell you....
That.
I know where you masturbate.
I know who you masturbate to,
and I know when you masturbate.
I also know--"I KNOW YOUR PANTS SIZE!"
"LOL WTF?"
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I love myself.
I touch myself.
And eat a ho-ho!
*dances*
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"Yeah man....I peed in a urnal.....it was awesome."
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