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ninjas dont fight thier mothers
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ninjas are never single!! why does everone think ninjas are solitary! and ninjas would win
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Favorite Ask A Ninja Episode
"ninja decisions"
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Single
Hometown:
ninjaville
About Me:
I hate sauerkraut, people who make fun of others because of deep-seated insecurities (if you make fun of me,do it because you want to, not because you wanted a barbie when you were 5, @$$!), sora's clown shoes, and people who wish they were me (get your own identity, stalkers!!!)
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not rap
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You wish you knew, don't you? well? what ya gonna do about it? Ya gonna cry? crybaby gonna cry? strap on a set, you pansy. Why do you need to know? are you stalking me? Is that it? well, you won't get anything out of me, not even through torture, you hear me?! NEVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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time for a change

well, it is summer...a time to sit on my fat ass and do nothing...a time to relive old glories...a time to play video games. I was recently playing an old game that i loved. it is called the legend of dragoon. if you have not played it, go, buy a playstation one for like 50 bucks, buy the game for like 10 buck, and beat it. i dare you. don't let the fact that it is four (yes, four) discs stop you. you deserve it. and so, i have decided to change my pic to one of Dart, the main character. but the… Continue

Posted on June 23, 2008 at 8:58am —

mrskippytheninja

my best kill

i think i got my best kill ever this weekend. i was walking along, minding my own business, when i saw a large group of people walking down the street. They were waving signs and yelling about something incoherent that i didn't give a crap about. Well, it looked like a good opportunity to me, so I got down to work. I dashed a couple of blocks ahead and set down a few traps: a few automated blowdart turrets, three invisible dragon lairs, and a concealed scorpion pit...I just love concealed scorpi… Continue

Posted on June 2, 2008 at 12:43pm — 1 Comment

mrskippytheninja

well, there is another presidential election in the US, and still no one talkes about the issues mos…

well, there is another presidential election in the US, and still no one talkes about the issues most important to ninjas...who will finally allow ninjas to use acid-laced, spinning, laser-sharp death blades? I want a prez who will repeal the little known Death Blade Act of 1944. In this act it forbade ninjas from using said weapons, exept in the cases of communists and people who have no talent and are famous anyway.
Someone needs to answer the call! Continue

Posted on March 3, 2008 at 10:02am — 2 Comments

mrskippytheninja

overpopulation

Today i heard someone say the dumbest thing that i had ever heard. He said that it would be cool if everyone in the world were a ninja. Now, at first glance this sounds good. However, if everyone were a ninja, then ninjas would all have to eventually kill each other until there was only one left, effectively erasing all humans on earth. Normal humans have their place: to provide a suitable object to satisfy the ninja's bloodlust.

Posted on December 15, 2007 at 12:08pm — 1 Comment

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a funny thing happened at the way to the wal-mart

So, I was running to the wal-mart, when i saw two ninjas fighting over Jessica Alba! I freaked out, because jessica Alba is totally hot. So I totally used my super special awesome ninja skillz to kick both of their @$$es and add 2 to my killscore. But then I figured out that it was a movie...and Jessica got all pi$$ed off. Bummer.

Posted on October 31, 2007 at 2:50pm — 2 Comments

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At 12:56pm on June 17, 2008, PseudoNinja said…
Ye gods, gods ninjas...
At 9:10am on June 17, 2008, Trogdor said…
I will burninate ur face, while i punch you in the stomach!!!!!!!
At 12:37pm on November 3, 2007, mrskippytheninja said…
don't throw shuriken untill you can feel the evil in their souls...and the whites of their eyes are a good target when you do.
At 2:57pm on October 31, 2007, mrskippytheninja said…
there's no kill like a chewy kill
At 1:30pm on October 9, 2007, mrskippytheninja said…
All your kills are belong to me!!!!
 
 

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