Wazzap, my ninjas?!

well, it is summer...a time to sit on my fat ass and do nothing...a time to relive old glories...a time to play video games. I was recently playing an old game that i loved. it is called the legend of dragoon. if you have not played it, go, buy a playstation one for like 50 bucks, buy the game for like 10 buck, and beat it. i dare you. don't let the fact that it is four (yes, four) discs stop you. you deserve it. and so, i have decided to change my pic to one of Dart, the main character. but the… Continue

i think i got my best kill ever this weekend. i was walking along, minding my own business, when i saw a large group of people walking down the street. They were waving signs and yelling about something incoherent that i didn't give a crap about. Well, it looked like a good opportunity to me, so I got down to work. I dashed a couple of blocks ahead and set down a few traps: a few automated blowdart turrets, three invisible dragon lairs, and a concealed scorpion pit...I just love concealed scorpi… Continue

well, there is another presidential election in the US, and still no one talkes about the issues most important to ninjas...who will finally allow ninjas to use acid-laced, spinning, laser-sharp death blades? I want a prez who will repeal the little known Death Blade Act of 1944. In this act it forbade ninjas from using said weapons, exept in the cases of communists and people who have no talent and are famous anyway.
Someone needs to answer the call! Continue

Today i heard someone say the dumbest thing that i had ever heard. He said that it would be cool if everyone in the world were a ninja. Now, at first glance this sounds good. However, if everyone were a ninja, then ninjas would all have to eventually kill each other until there was only one left, effectively erasing all humans on earth. Normal humans have their place: to provide a suitable object to satisfy the ninja's bloodlust.

So, I was running to the wal-mart, when i saw two ninjas fighting over Jessica Alba! I freaked out, because jessica Alba is totally hot. So I totally used my super special awesome ninja skillz to kick both of their @$$es and add 2 to my killscore. But then I figured out that it was a movie...and Jessica got all pi$$ed off. Bummer.