**A clean Ninja is less likely to torture you.
**A happy Ninja is a ninja less likely to kill you.
**A naked Ninja has no place to hide her weapons.
**A hugging Ninja has something up her sleeve.
**A Ninja who moves out will kill her ex-roommate for material goods.
**A Ninja who tattles should be left unpunished lest she then decide to mutilate you in your sleep.
**A sued Ninja will kill you and your lawyers.
**And on the seventh day, the Ninja rested in order to be at full strength fo…
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Posted on September 11, 2009 at 9:21pm —
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I must share this...
Today I realized that if you right down 3.14 onto a piece of paper and hold it up to a mirror it reads, PI.E..
my mind... is blown!

Posted on September 8, 2009 at 7:43pm — 2 Comments