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ten things you (can) learn from a chimney fire...

1. When you walk into your little girls closet and see bright orange, gently flaming coals piled up threatening to spill out the access door of the chimney, everything you have learned about staying calm, collected and focused in a "situation" kinda goes all smushy and leaks invisibly out your gaping mouth...

2. Screaming "ANSWER THE PHONE, ANSWER THE PHONE!!" into a cell phone... (a) doesnt make the person your calling answer faster (or at all… Continue

It's friday...im burried in taxes im supposed to be doing, we may have to sell the house and i need some humor...

I Love My Job
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> Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a
> commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He
performs
> underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he
sent
> to his sister. She then sent it to radi

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Cameron, *waves at Cameron*....said something to me a few days back that got me to thinking, and bugged me.

*no, the thinking didnt bug me, ...*nice try*....it was what he said...about rock, and how i should know these bands he has listed on his site since they are "American."- and my response being that my moms generation, (and mine) gave the world rock n roll...

*Dont jump off here just yet...my mind works things kinda differently...SOooo

i came up with something of a h

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...makes a big pan of chewy fudge brownies.....*mmmmmm, *breathes in the smell.

*lovingly smashes fritos into half of them.....*hears you gasp...looks at you

"What?"....*sees you looking at the brownies..."Hey, don't knock it til you try it..."

*profers the tray...offering you one (either kind)

(Yah...one of THOSE kinda days....*sigh...*picks up the corner frito embedded brownie* fingers a tiny crumb into her mouth....

house is underscontruction (which was s

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