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what are we doing here
Replied Nov. 16, 2008
Drunken Monkey versus Typing Monkey
Started Oct. 24, 2008
what are we doing here
Replied Oct. 24, 2008
Beware the fingers, er monkey fist of death! (poison letters available by appointment)
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- Planet of the Apes
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- I like bananas and pizza, and death
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- Anything with death in it
- Favorite TV Shows:
- Ones where ninjas come crashing in and kill everyone, and then the dead people turn into zombies and fight the ninjas, and then you have ninja zombies wandering around moaning "braaaaaains," but no one can see them because they are ninja zombies, not just regular boring zombies...
Who did YOU vote for?
I voted for ninja zombie!
Originally he did not appear on the ticket, just some guys names Obama and McCain, but I don't think either one of them are ninjas --or-- zombies (although that one guy did look pretty old and scary, like a zombie).
Ninja zombie is kinda slow which is not very efficient, but mostly he works at night when his victims are sleeping so that makes him a bit more useful around the house. He shambles up and tries to eat your brain, which if you are sleeping is not as difficult as it first sounds. The main problem with keeping him around is that he tends to eat all of the cats we bring home. Now we have all of these zombie cats roaming about the place. (You can see the effect here: http://www.tor.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=story&id=5444. We have put our research in convenient comic book form and infested our ideas secretly into someone else's head to come up with so they thought it was really their idea, someone with more artistic and writing talent obviously. Fortunately the plan seems to be working. They have no idea that we came up with the idea first.)
...but back to ninja zombie. We tried renting ninja zombie out for the occasional party, but he just ended up face own in the punch all of the time. Perhaps this was a devilish way of luring his victims within arm's reach (assuming the arm did not rot off first), but we were more concerned with collecting our rental fee, so we would have to drag him out and prop him up against a wall, or put a lamp shade on his head.
So obviously ninja zombie did not make it as the US President, but we hear there is an opening in Alaska coming up. Ninja zombie 2012!!
Originally he did not appear on the ticket, just some guys names Obama and McCain, but I don't think either one of them are ninjas --or-- zombies (although that one guy did look pretty old and scary, like a zombie).
Ninja zombie is kinda slow which is not very efficient, but mostly he works at night when his victims are sleeping so that makes him a bit more useful around the house. He shambles up and tries to eat your brain, which if you are sleeping is not as difficult as it first sounds. The main problem with keeping him around is that he tends to eat all of the cats we bring home. Now we have all of these zombie cats roaming about the place. (You can see the effect here: http://www.tor.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=story&id=5444. We have put our research in convenient comic book form and infested our ideas secretly into someone else's head to come up with so they thought it was really their idea, someone with more artistic and writing talent obviously. Fortunately the plan seems to be working. They have no idea that we came up with the idea first.)
...but back to ninja zombie. We tried renting ninja zombie out for the occasional party, but he just ended up face own in the punch all of the time. Perhaps this was a devilish way of luring his victims within arm's reach (assuming the arm did not rot off first), but we were more concerned with collecting our rental fee, so we would have to drag him out and prop him up against a wall, or put a lamp shade on his head.
So obviously ninja zombie did not make it as the US President, but we hear there is an opening in Alaska coming up. Ninja zombie 2012!!
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So I must patiently wait for them to do their job at Staples. I did call them and they were very polite over the phone, so perhaps I should think about something that does not involve their immediate demise for not emailing me. I think I will spend some time meditating on killing a zombie if I happen to run into one while I am waiting for my email. I hat waiting. I should stop whining and go out and by my Ninja Handbook already. But Netflix just delivered the firth three Planet of the Apes movies today so I think I will watch them with some pizza instead. Hi-yah!