I swear, my parents can be the biggest drag... every time I get a game, my mom askes... and I quote... "Did you get shooting, killing, or stabbing?" sometimes i'll mess around and say all three (which it sometimes it) and she'll get pissed... my parents care, but a little too much... I'm around the *better* kids at my school, I play violent video games... yes i do... but they dont get that there is a seperation between fun gaming and the real world... I played Grand Theft Auto at 10 and I'm an A… Continue

My school was doing a play and some of the "cast" came to our table and it went down like this...

She asked if we had seen the play yet...
My friend said yes
She said that he didnt and he said he saw the preview.
She asked "Where do liars go?"
My friend then said, and I quote... "STRAIGHT TO THE PITS OF HELL!!!"

Hold on it gets funnier...

She paused for a sec then was like... right... Then she said "be sure to bring you parents, friends, neighbors, animals...
And right then my other friend pi… Continue