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Snow Ninja
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- Jacksonville, FL
- United States
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The black sand clan
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Tundra Wolves
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Mythbuster Clan
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- About Me:
- Well, being Floridian Ninja, I've learned some of my most deadly and terrifying moves from studying mosquitos and the ability to run across the surface of alligators is something of a prerequisite.
What's that? How can I be a Snow Ninja in Florida, you ask? The ancient Southern Ninja art of Snowcalling was developed several hundred years ago when ninjas snuck across the Atlantic ocean with the first Conquistadors to land in Florida, because it's so damn hot here. They first used the ability to make snowcones, a refreshingly cool treat with a super sugary flavoring for an extra boost of ninja-y energy. Like all good Ninja skills however, it had many uses. It could be used to slow and really really confuse your enemies and it was handy for remaining camoflauged if your girlfriend accidentally bleached your ninja garb.
There are several simple ways to make it snow. Here are a few examples:
1)Find a secluded space, safe from attack, preferably several hundred feet in the air. Any radio tower should do. Now take a resting position and meditate, focusing all of your energy into your 7th chakra. Once you have accumulated a mass of energy the size of a small weather front, extend your consciousness into the mid atmosphere and allow it to spread over the areas where snow is desired. Now, bring your consciousness down to the ground, and utilizing the tower as a conductor, absorb the heat energy from the water and air molecules in the affected area, as well as several feet into the ground, Transfer this energy down your chakras and into the conductor, and finally to the ground. The conductor may begin to melt slightly. This is normal. Once the absorbtion and transfer is complete, open your eyes. Viola, snow! How simple was that?
2) Get an Ice Demon to do it for you.
3) Stand in a high place and threaten to kill the weather if it doesnt cooperate.
4) This involves a very large helicopter, several tons of ice, a wood plane, and a lot of hard work. Good luck.
Note that due to the heat genereated by the extreme metabolic rate of most ninjas, the snow will actually start to melt around them if they stay in one place too long. If you see a patch where the snow has melted beneath your neighbor's dryer vent, it often means a ninja has attempted to sneak into their laundry. Expect the house to go up for sale soon.
I suppose what you can learn about me from this is that I am rarely to the point and often enjoy going on long rambling tangents.
- Favorite Music:
- This ninja like anything with a catchy beat you can kill to.
- Favorite TV Shows:
- It takes a Thief, Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters, Survivorman, Scrubs... Have recently picked up the Death Note Anime at the behest of a friend, am really enjoying it so far.
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