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Favorite Ask A Ninja Episode
I like all of them but if you have to know: Ask A Ninja Questions 46 "U.F.C.", 48 "Ninja Recipes", 51 "Rondominja", 58 "Sameness", 62 "Terminal Paper", 71 "Dos and Don'ts"
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Single
Hometown:
South Cali... (that's all you need to know)
About Me:
Ninja Stuff: Ninja/Naruto wiz (best in my "hood!")
great climber (also better than anyone I know)
I love the lightning/thunder element
My favorite Naruto charecters are Kakashi and Sasuke cause they both have the Sharingan and can perform Chidori (which means I love the Uchiha Clan)
I love to sneak up on my mom (cause she jumps up, gasps, and puts her hand on her heart) but my dad hates it...

Gaming: I own an XBOX 360,
have a XBOX Live account,
have Call of Duty 4, Call of Duty: World At War, and Halo 3.

Other: Jesus died for your sins, so if you are a Christian put this in your description as well!
I'm well adapted to fire arms (my dad is an ex-marine so my bro and bro-in-law have their own .45 side arms, .22 rifles, 12 gauge shotguns, and SOCOM IIs (an M14 designed for closer combat because of the shorter barrel). Since I'm not yet old enough to own a real firearm, I have airsoft guns as a hobby. I have a Mossberg M500 shotgun model, and a SOCOM II Sniper rifle Model. (That's a mouthfull!)
Website:
http://thunderhaven12.spaces.live.com/
Favorite Music:
Piano: I LOVE piano! Weather I be classical or playing my own version/hybrid of Naruto (Sadness and Sorrow + Ai to Shuu), I love the piano! I can also play two of the tunes from the wonderful movie "August Rush", if you haven't seen it, WATCH IT NOW!!!
Best of Rock= "Superchic[k]"

Hip-hop + rap + a little rock = "TobyMac"

Falling Up, Hawk Nelson, and Skillet are a few more.
If you haven't heard of these bands, look them up and be schooled...
Favorite TV Shows:
Naruto (duh)



The Ninja List________________________________________________________________________ Ninja Know How tm (Yes, I wrote this) Part One: Basics -Chakra is energy needed to use ninja technieques and is made by combining physical and mental energy. Ninjutsu are ninja techniques that do pretty much anything that we couldn’t normally do, such as shoot fireballs, walk on walls, increase speed dramatically, transform to look like other people and things, etc, which all need seals, hand signs, for activation. Genjutsu are illusionary techniques that also require seals to create illusions both visual and audio. But genjutsu doesn’t just involve delusional tricks, but can force you to fall asleep, control the targets mind, etc. Taijutsu is the physical fighting style, but what makes it different from regular fighting is that it is only taijutsu when you use chakra to produce extra strength, stamina, speed, etc. The last of the four most common jutsus is Doujutsu. Doujutsu are techniques dealing with the eye, such as the Uchiha Clan’s “Sharingan,” (Shar-ing-gone) which allows them to "read" the opponent’s moves. This gives the Uchiha many options, such as dodging, countering, or copying the targets' actions. Because they can copy such things, Uchihas are known to memorize these movements and using them against other enemies in the future, if need be. Another doujutsu called “Byakugan” (Bee-ya-coo-gone), which is used by the Hyuuga (Hee-you-guh) Clan which gives the user x-ray, zoom, and all-around vision. There are many more doujutsus but I’ll move on for now. Part Two: Ninja Ranking Ninja ranks from lowest to highest are: 1. Academy Student: Basically, these are beginners that still haven’t graduated from basic training. You are not an actual ninja if you haven’t graduated from the academy. Academy Students are paired by classes. 2. Genin (Gen-ing): The first step of being a real ninja. Genins job is to literally “train on the job” for the first half of their rank, like an apprentice. The second half of your genin-ship is to practice what you learned in your first half. Genins are paired in squads of three, trained and managed by one Jonin. 3. Chunin (Choo-ning): This rank is where you finally get to do the dirty work. When you reach this rank your training is officially over, but you have real risks, real life and death situations, and to top it all off, you have only one teammate to watch your back. Chunins are usually paired in twos unless they are exiled, outlawed, etc. 4. Jonin (Joe-ning): Jonins are basically chunins that are doubled in skill and wit because of experience and practice. When you are to go on a mission, you group up with pre-chosen teammate jonins. 5. ANBU (Ahn-boo): The coolest rank; like a bounty hunter and double the skill of the average jonin, this is 2nd to the highest rank which makes it one of the best, and powerful ranks. 6. Kage (Kah-gay): The highest rank that can be attained, which is the leader of major villages and is chosen by a council, who look for the best ninja in that village. Part Three: Weapons There are many weapons in the ninja universe. The two main weapons are: 1. Kunai (Koon-I): This valuable and standard-issue ninja tool has two uses it can be used as a projectile, and as a fighting knife.
2. Shuriken (Shoo-de-ken): Another standard weapon that, usually, is only used as a projectile. There are three types of shuriken: regular, windmill, and large (like regular except much bigger). There are many other ninja tools and weapons but, I’ll give you just a taste:
3. Knuckle Knives: Otherwise called “trench knives,” the knuckle knives are a great advantage for hand to hand combat. Some users, who have mastered this fighting style, have used chakra to lengthen the blades from 2-8 cm and they work great when blocking swords.
4. Senbon Needles: These were adopted by the Mist Village’s “Hunter-nins” and require great skill to be used. They are mainly used for Acupuncture (a form of Chinese healing that includes sticking needles in strategic spots on your body, redirecting “ki” or your life force to balance it out).
5. Bomb Tags: Otherwise called exploding notes, these are enchanted paper which may be stuck to almost any surface, or ties to a projectile to make a small missile.
Part Four: Seals Seals, as mentioned in part one, are the activation codes for most techniques, sometimes there is a long combination for a technique, or it only requires one seal. There are too many seals to list but there are twelve of the most common that are based on the Chinese zodiac. These are the twelve most common seals in the ninja universe:

Tiger, Sheep, Dog, Boar, Ox, Snake, Rabbit, Monkey, Dragon, Horse, Rat, and Rooster. (For visuals, go here --> http://leafninja.com/hands.php)

These are the three techniques that you are required to know in order to graduate from the ninja academy to become a Genin:

Academy Ninja Transformation: Sheep (hold this seal)
Substitution: Sheep, boar, ox, dog, snake
Academy Ninja Clone: Tiger, boar, ox, dog

Academy Ninja Clone is not a Ninjutsu technique, but a Genjutsu, meaning that the two other clones you make cannot do damage, but are mainly used for distractions.
Academy Ninja Transformation is a Ninjutsu technique so that whatever you transform into will feel real, for instance, if you turn into a tiger you will be able to use your claws and you will be completely concrete matter, no illusions.
Lastly, the Substitution technique is used as an extra life card. For example, say some foe just threw a kunai at you, now if you can’t dodge it in time, or are just too lazy, perform the Substitution technique, and when the kunai hits you, you’ll turn into a log or some nearby object and be instantly teleported to where the object was. Also, if you slap a bomb tag on a log and later turn into that log in nearby battle, that log that you will switch places with will explode, which is the oldest move, yet most unexpected move in the book.


Part Five: Extras

Ninja Lines (Yes, most of them are from Ask A Ninja: tm

If you can’t stab ‘em, join ‘em.
Recipe for pain: take any situation, and add a ninja.
Ninjas don’t make sounds, but if they do, it’ll probably be the last sound you’ll ever hear.
Ninja Excuse: It was just a little misconinjacation.
When ninjas want to take a break, they go on vakilltions.
Ninjas don’t give shout outs… but they might give shhh-outs.
I work for the NFL, Ninja Fatality League.
Ninja Pickup line: Excuse me; haven’t you never seen me before?
My favorite ninja child-hood game was Hide and Stab.
My grandma used to tell me “Stab first,” but I don’t know the second part because I stabbed her.
Ninjas donate kills to the “Make a Death Foundation”… so they do their part.
No ninja is handicapped, but there are some who are handi-killed!
Ninjas play a variation of paintball; it’s paintball without the “t” in it… PAIN-BALL!!!
I don't like the U.F.C.(Union for choking); I strangle, they are two completely different things!
Vakilltions are a ninjas way of recharging are batteries of death.

Ninja Poems (By Me)

Kakashi made 1,000 Birds, the Chidori technique,
And when he first used it, got an 18 kill streak.
To perfect this jutsu, he used the Sharingan,
Which he recieved from Obito, who was from the Uchiha Clan.
White Fang of Konoha, Hatake Kakashi's Dad,
Saved the entire village, which was pretty rad.
The coolest character of Naruto is Kakashi,
And guess who's his son and student, that's right, it's ME!

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At 12:28am on March 24, 2009, Hard Blonde said…
'The Debate of Life or Death, God vs. Evolution' that's why.
At 5:02pm on December 3, 2008, TheNinjaIsHere said…
hello
At 7:08pm on November 19, 2008, hinata said…
well i would like it more but my dad is realy ....... well weard .
sorry it took so long to get back to you my computer was down.
At 10:55pm on November 16, 2008, Parola Mörder said…
T'as serieusement aucune autre choe a me dire? t'es un homme tres plat. Et quand meme, tu me donne cet mard en espoire que je te reponds? T'es un idiot.

Tu aura un bonne vis.
At 2:19pm on November 12, 2008, hinata said…
hey we used to do more camping then that and i didn't like it at all !!
At 2:32pm on November 9, 2008, hinata said…
thats the one ans it was fun and i dont realy like camping that much so thats saying something
At 7:55pm on November 6, 2008, hinata said…
to the river in our RV it was fun
At 6:36pm on November 3, 2008, hinata said…
good how about you?
sorry i didnt massage you back sooner i was on vacation ^_^
At 2:46pm on October 28, 2008, hinata said…
hey whats up?
At 12:07am on October 12, 2008, LordShadrach said…
DONT GIVE UP!! KEEP FIGHTING IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 

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