oh! oh! oh! you have to get this one kind of hot sauce, i cant remember what its called, but its japanese, and has a skull and crossbones for a warning label!
*flicks channels*....oh, here we are....*tries to opening jar of jam*.......grrrrrr!!...I.....Can t .....open......THIS!!!!...*cap flings to the wall and the jam jar breaks against your head, making the jam get all ova you*.....O_O.........
....*walks right passed you only to get me a lawn chair and places it next to you*....WELL, EXCUSE ME!!!!....I had to pick up groceries you know,I ran out of strawberry jam,and I get with drawl symptoms and go out at night on killing sprees.....*turns on the Tv in front of us*....anything you want to watch?....
*Moves out of the way before it hits me*......oh yeah?...*my sword suddenly turns into thousands of long ribbons;they wrap around your entire body,paralyzing you*....what now?...should I let you go?...or should I crush you?.....*the ribbons tighten their grip*....