The Deadliest Gamer Alive

I'm a gamer and I can't help it, it's as much a part of me as a crappy game in a console bundle pack. Put simply, I'm a gamer by birth, an electrician by choice, and a natural born writer. I was born and raised in Orlando, Florida where I attended some of the finest schools in the "B-C School" category, played various sports, and frequently engaged in fornication...sweet, sweet, fornication. Anyways I grew up, joined the Air Force, and had the best experiences that I never wanted to have (Iraq blows...). Everything else is just a blur of scrolling EXP counters, alcohol use, and yes...sweet, sweet, fornication. Thats about it boys n girls. Keep it nerdy, ninjaz!