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This gets confusing.
yesterday
No objection here, zombie. :]
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Oh, right.
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he was born fail
on Wednesday
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My brain's gone trust me...lonnng gonnnnne.
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Hey you...no. You do not fail the souple post fun I was having. YOU fail. Hahaha...
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Wha?
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fail?
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Now why did peppy throw meg at me? I've already ate her brain. :]
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I usually blame it on the lag.
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Haha, that used to happen to me a lot.
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wback!
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double post YAY! :)
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yes...
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Lots of double replies today.
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She planning to come back?
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Whoa, new name?
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Favorite Ask A Ninja Episode
The one that Kills you! No but, yeah, whatever.
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Hometown:
Québec
About Me:
I kick it old Skool.
I am a Liberal
I am a Buddhist
I wish I was alive in the 60s so I could be Jim Morrisons' under-age lover
I can read
I can write
I grew up in suberbia
I live movies
I am afraid of Seaweed and Feet
Live in Canada, home of the moose and unfourtionatly Stephan Dion
Favorite Music:
Believe me it's best if I just brief: Tons
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Video on Trail, Robot Chicken, Dr. Who, Aressted Developement and Iron Chef America

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Yaway Mega Farfella

How to Spot an Athiest!

Posted on March 29, 2009 at 8:43pm — 5 Comments

Yaway Mega Farfella

Watchmen -- Insight

"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says 'But, doctor...I am Pagliacci.'" He then calls it a good joke. 'Everybody laugh.'


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Posted on March 29, 2009 at 8:42pm — 4 Comments

Yaway Mega Farfella

Man: SINNER REPENT! Me: I'd love to, but I can't you see...god is an Atheist. Man: What?! Me: Fai…

Man: SINNER REPENT!

Me: I'd love to, but I can't you see...god is an Atheist.

Man: What?!

Me: Faith is "Beleif in things that aren't based in fact." Since god knows everything, he can't have faith. And, because he's already the highest power, he doesn't beleive in a higher power. And so, god is an Athiest!

Man: Wow, you're right. But what happens once we acknoledge god's atheism?

Me: Gee, I don't know...
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Posted on March 18, 2009 at 1:28am — 4 Comments

Yaway Mega Farfella

Scenes from a class struggle.

Jacobe: I say that civilization is an illusion, a game of pretend. What is real is the fact that we are still animals, driven by primal instincts. As a psychiatrist, you must know this to be true.

Lousie: To be honest, ambassador, when someone starts talking to me about the truth, what I hear is what they're telling me about themselves more than what they're saying about the world.

Mr Prescott: Quite right, well done, doctor.

Jacobe: Perhaps this is true, perhaps being a Russian in this count… Continue

Posted on March 14, 2009 at 3:42pm — 6 Comments

Yaway Mega Farfella

Had a bad day? One way ticket to the Afterlife!

I had a bad day.
Playing Silent Hill 5 only put me in a worse mood then before, so I think I'll rant here.
No, I won't rant, I can do that anytime. I think I'll tell a joke, that'll make me feel better.
OKAY.

So...

Oh, Btw warning...religion mentioned...I am agnostic...it's just a joke...get over yourselves.

St Peter is the guy who descided if you go into hevan or hell. And he has a new policy, that if you die while having a bad day...then you get automaticly into heaven. So he's waiting at h… Continue

Posted on February 19, 2009 at 11:32pm — 2 Comments

Mark Twain and Satan

He was bent on putting us at ease, and he had the right art; one could not remain doubtful and timorous where a person was so earnest and simple and gentle, and talked so alluringly as he did; no, he won us over, and it was not long before we were content and comfortable and chatty, and glad we had found this new friend. When the feeling of constraint was all gone we asked him how he had learned to do that strange thing, and he said he hadn't learned it at all; it came natural to him - like other things - other curious things.


"What ones?"


"Oh, a number; I don't know how many."


"Will you let us see you do them?n


"Do please!" the others said.


"You won't run away again?"


"No indeed we won't. Please do. Won't you?"


"Yes, with pleasure; but you mustn't forget your promise, you know."


We said we wouldn't, and he went to a puddle and came back with water in cup which he had made out of a leaf, and blew upon it and threw it out, and it was a lump of ice the shape of the cup. We were astonished and charmed, but not afraid any more; we were very glad to be there, and asked him to go on and do some more things. And he did. He said he would give us any kind of fruit we liked, whether it was in season or not. We all spoke at once:


"Orange!"


"Apple !"


"Grapes !"


"They are in your pockets," he said, and it was true. And they were of the best, too, and we ate them and wished we had more, though none of us said so.


"You will find them where those came from," he said, and everything else your appetites call for; and you need not name the thing you wish; as long as I am with you, you have only to wish and find."


And he said true. There was never anything so wonderful and so interesting. Bread, cakes, sweets, nuts - whatever one wanted, it was there. He ate nothing himself, but sat and chatted, and did one curious thing after another to amuse us. He made a tiny toy squirrel out of clay, and it ran up a tree and sat on a limb overhead and barked down at us. Then he made a dog that was not much larger than a mouse, and it treed the squirrel and danced about the tree excited and barking, and was as alive as any dog could be. It frightened the squirrel from tree to tree and followed it up until both were out of sight in the forest. He made birds out of clay and set them free, and they flew away, singing.


At last I made bold to ask him to tell us who he was.


"An angel," he said, quite simply, and set another bird free and clapped like hands and made it fly away.


A kind of awe fell upon us when we heard him say that, and we were afraid again; but he said we need not be troubled, there was no occasion for us to be afraid of an angel, and he liked us, anyway. He went on chatting as simply and unaffectedly as ever; and while he talked he made a crowd of little men and women the size of your finger, and they went diligently to work and cleared and leveled off a space a couple of yards square in the grass and began to build a cunning little castle in it, the women mixing the mortar and carrying it up the scaffoldings in pails on their heads, just as our work-women have always done, and the men laying the courses of masonry - five hundred of these toy people swarming briskly about and working diligently and wiping the sweat off their faces as natural as life. In the absorbing interest of watching those five hundred little people make the castle grow step by step and course by course and take shape and symmetry, that feeling and awe soon passed away and we were quite comfortable and at home again. We asked if we might make some people, and he said yes, and told Seppi to make some cannon for the walls, and told Nikolaus to make some halberdiers, with breastplates and greaves and helmets, and I was to make some cavalry, with horses, and in allotting these tasks he called us by our names, but did not say how he knew them. Then Seppi asked him what his own name was, and he said, tranquilly, "Satan," and held out a chip and caught a little woman on it who was falling from the scaffolding and put her back where she belonged, and said, "She is an idiot to step backward like that and not notice what she is about."


It caught us suddenly, that name did, and our work dropped out of of our hands and broke to pieces - a cannon, a halberdier, and a horse. Satan laughed, and asked what was the matter. I said, "Nothing, only it seemed a strange name for an angel." He asked why.


"Because it's - it's - well, it's his name, you know."


"Yes - he is my uncle."


He said it placidly, but it took our breath for a moment and made our hearts beat. He did not seem to notice that, but mended our halberdiers and things with a touch, handing them to us finished, and said, "Don't you remember? - he was an angel himself, once."


"Yes - it's true," said Seppi; "I didn't think of that."


"Before the Fall he was blameless."


"Yes," said Nikolaus, "he was without sin."


"It is a good family - ours," said Satan; "there is not a better. He is the only member of it that has ever sinned."

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At 10:43pm on September 28, 2009, Leanne said…
look at your i am not me discussion
At 5:49pm on August 25, 2009, ZombieBobby said…
A couple of users here got promoted to the Admin rank and as soon as they got the power they banned two most active users!
Riotings, burned down cars, poisoned food, ninja assassinations and open battles are just some of the things you were missing on.
Fight the Power!
: ]
At 11:56pm on August 13, 2009, ZombieBobby said…
Well hello there.
You're missing all the new struggle on AaN.
Some users gained special powers and imediatly used it to atack weaker... it's hillarious (clintonious)
Join this comunity site once again and engage.
At 11:43am on May 16, 2009, Hard Blonde said…
Should I go see Star Trek?
At 10:34am on May 7, 2009, where to next columbus said…
Rorschach: Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
watch men that was a sublime movie
.. snif snif..
At 5:43pm on May 4, 2009, where to next columbus said…
did you hear the one about the worlds unluckiest Buddhist he died and came back as himself
At 1:47am on March 18, 2009, Hard Blonde said…
Commie Pig Dog!
At 12:04am on February 16, 2009, toney said…
hi
At 8:11am on February 12, 2009, Yaway Mega Farfella said…
http://www.nocturnalsoldier.org/Tealin/xhp/misc/index.html
At 9:20pm on February 7, 2009, Pletsit said…
eh. i had a different profile on here and my wall virginity was never broken, so it was new to me.
 
 

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