Lauren the Lascivious (not many badass words that start with L) was spawned in Chicago by a teacher and a giant penguin. This combination of parentage naturally led her to bend others to her will in very cold climates. She's really more into acting and guerilla filmmaking than ninjas themselves, but recognizes the utility of being able to disappear, especially when encountering ex boyfriends at Starbucks. She lives in New York City.
Favorite Music:
Come on. Really? Way too many bands to list, but for those of you who guage someone's character by the music they listen to: you know that really really indie band that only you know but naturally they're totally superior to anything else out there? I hate those guys. But I was the original lead singer.
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