i kill for beer and good music!

1. slap someone ugly on the ass and tell them they just sexually offended your hand.

2. (for the girls) buy a fake piss test penis. wear tight pants so it shows and go to a party and see how many guys (or girls) acually hit on you.

3. (for the guys) do the same thing as #2 , but make 2 bulges in your pants.

4. when drinking and someone tells you your drunk. say "yeah, i better sober up" pause for a second then say " damn im sober! give me a beer!"

5. go to any elevator with a lot of people i… Continue

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses
on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
ask If They Want Fries with that.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write… Continue

my name is really Jianuzzi. its italian!