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At 3:27am on February 22, 2009, Iancu Gabriela said…: Hello!

Do you like music, sing or play any musical instrument?
Join my clan http://fans.askaninja.com/group/musicians <( ^__^ )>

You have cool pictures ! :)

At 11:53am on February 11, 2009, STEVEN said…: so how do u like the new president so far
2 me he is doin a good job so far

At 6:46pm on December 2, 2008, TheNinjaIsHere said…: sup??

At 5:31pm on November 19, 2008, shikawar said…: nah, not yet. got too much school work

At 9:16am on November 19, 2008, NinJosh said…: you have that same sword huh...i guess great ninja minds think alike.

At 8:42am on November 16, 2008, headswim said…: Here i go again....it wouldnt let me send a message just now. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
right.....stick at it.....keep up the freerunning bro. Meh, u knew wot i meant anyways.
Now free me from the suspense......Tra soor....wot is it? :P

At 8:25am on November 16, 2008, headswim said…: pardon me for my ignorance...but what is 'tracuer'?
I look forward to seeing yr vids. There's alot of potential work for free runners as u prob know....i mean, how cool would that be to work in the film industry doin something you love. So stick at it mister.

At 3:57pm on November 15, 2008, headswim said…: Your'e right there, thank god to photoediting!!
Haha....what a mad/great idea...u dressin as a woman (Bet that was scarey!) The water balloon part just cracked me up.. :)
Americans celebrate Halloween so much more than us up-tight-peeps in the U.K. Personally, i love it more than xmas dude. So yeah, it's gud to hear how much effort you put in bro.
You geussed right..I'm not at school. LOL...I'm wot you'd call an old fart in denial. hehehe
Meh, age is just a number right?....
Freerunning?....i've been a fan for a long time. I have alot of respect and complete admiration to those that do it. It's an art that just blows my hair back every time i see it. So keep it up fella!!!!!!
Have you made any freerunning vids?
I know one dude that i met through Myspace that partakes in alot of organisations freerunning.

At 11:49am on November 15, 2008, shikawar said…: sup man

At 8:05am on November 15, 2008, headswim said…: haha..that was for halloween. Im very proud of it!
So how long have you been a free runner?....supercool.

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You know what I hate about being a straight white male of average weight? That it gives me nothing to talk about. Yeah, all you straight white guys of average weight know where I’m coming from with that, right? You go into a store and buy a pack of gum, and the cashier’s like, “Here’s your change. Have a nice day.” See what I mean?
So let’s talk about paper towels; you can use them in place of the Kleenex, napkin and mop. Paper towels might just be the most versatile weapon in the disposable countertop cleaning-implement arsenal. Ironically, the only thing you can’t use paper towels for is toweling. Do fat Russian men sit in saunas wrapped in Bounty? No. The towels would get soggy and fall apart. Have you ever tried to stitch a monogram into a paper towel? Then you’re a pretentious bastard.
So the towel itself is safe, but I don’t know why paper towels haven’t driven the sponge out of business—there must be a diehard sect of sponge-users who refuse to acknowledge the superiority of the paper towel, so they keep wiping their counters with a product inspired by marine life. We stopped burning whale oil for light, yet we clean our dishes with sponges? You know why SpongeBob Squarepants looks crazy; all wild-eyed, only two teeth? Because he caught syphilis- from himself. Sponges are dirty.
You’re always happy to find paper towels in a rest-stop bathroom. You might give the hand-dryer a try, thinking that maybe this is the time you’ll have enough patience to stand there for three hours while the 82-year-old man connected to a vent hose behind the wall attempts to dry your hands with his feeble dying exhalations, but then you give up after two seconds when you realize there’s still soap residue on your hands and you’ll never be able to get it off with the rest-stop faucet. Meanwhile, the hand dryer is trying to convince you how awesome it is with the notice on the top: “Hand dryers are more sanitary than paper towels. They save forests and reduce garbage. A roll of paper towels is hitting your girlfriend right now. Paper towels are illegal in 17 states. Paper towels are made out of baby dolphins…by Al Qaeda.” But if there’s a paper towel dispenser, you know what it says about hand dryers on it? Nothing. The confident paper towel doesn’t have to denigrate its competition like the insecure hand dryer. Paper towels don’t even need cute mascots to sell them. Brawny has a lumberjack. Why? Possibly because the lumberjack cuts down the trees to make the paper towel, but that’s like putting a picture of a bloody butcher on a package of hamburgers. Maybe there’s supposed to be an association with the paper towel’s qualities, the way toilet paper advertises its softness with a picture of a puppy; but most lumberjacks I know aren’t very absorbent and will stubbornly resist being used to wipe up coffee. Maybe Brawny should think about changing its logo to something more appropriate. Like a sponge.

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I'm not a music person. People think I am, but in reality I know nothing about music; I listen to the radio. Generally any song I hear is more or less a good song.

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Heroes, Invader Zim, Bill Nye The Science Guy, Mushi-shi