I am not dead yet,
I can dance and I can sing.
I am not dead yet, I can do the Highland thing.
...
Damn, I forgot the words.
Ah well.
Posted on September 12, 2008 at 6:07pm —
I'm perfectly straight, and I'm not a crossdresser.
Honest.
I'm just trying to go for authenticity for this Air Band thing, is all.
...
This wig is itchy as hell.
Posted on January 12, 2008 at 10:02pm — 1 Comment
"OGRES?! Hey, I got an Ogre-Slaying Knife, it's got a +9 against Ogres!"
"YOU'RE NOT THERE, YOU'RE GETTING DRUNK!"
"Okay, but if there are any girls there I wanna DO them!"
...
Now, some of you may be asking "Why?" or "What the hell?"
To whom I casually respond with "Because I felt like it, hoe. Now make me a sammich!"
Posted on December 9, 2007 at 9:23pm — 1 Comment
I suppose I should talk about me, what's going on in my life, who I've killed recently, and who I want to kill. But really, I'm WAY too lazy to think about something, and deliver it in a funny/thoughtful/deadly fashion. So I might just post random pictures that I find that have tickled my fancy. And Flagman's fancy does not get tickled easily.
Posted on November 17, 2007 at 11:32am — 1 Comment
Yeah.
I figure maybe I should make my page SLIGHTLY less boring than it is. So, here's some words to read:
Improvisational Comedy
Alto Saxophone
Scholar
Witch's brew
Satire
Glam Metal
Hardcore
Video games
Dud
Self-esteem
Bundt cake Pan.
...
I'll bet THAT was interesting.
Posted on October 26, 2007 at 3:39pm —