Welcome, Eric "Kushikimi" Pike!

Declare Your Allegiance

Ninja

Favorite Ask A Ninja Episode

Ninjas Vs. Crazy People

Relationship Status

Single

Hometown:

Flint

About Me:

It all started when i was hatched from a dragon egg. I was born with a ninja mask and tanto already equipped for combat. My mothers nest was being attacked by my father dragon after refusing to pay child support, so i had to own him.... that was a quick battle. Right after that fight i ran away from home, grew a beard at the age of 1 1/2 days old, and fled to the dangerous city of Flint, Michigan, there I lived under a bridge with some fire breathing hobos. One day i forgot to pay the rent so they attacked me, i had to own them also, this battle was a little more challenging. I had to fight them off bare handedly, but i did it.from there on i had to go to this old shut down factory where i met my soul sensei, his name was Chuck Norris. He had a vicious roundhouse kick. He tought me everything i know today . After living with him for 10 years i was ready to go out into the world as a full blown ninja. So i went to live with a normal (mostly) human family, The Pike Family. And thats where i am today.

Favorite Music:

(hed) p.e., Slipknot, Five Fnger Death Punch, Mushroomhead, and other killin stuff like that.

Favorite TV Shows:

24, and Ninja Warrior