On Saturday, one was stalking me outside my home. I doned my Ninja garb, and went out to wrestle his ass down. Wouldn't ya know, that mofo turned around, and let out a nuclear blast that tore the shingles off my roof!
And then, in typical moose fashion, he pranced away to the vast corn fields behind my house. I do believe I saw a slight upcurl to his lip, a sure sign he would tell all his compatriots of his victory over me.
Ever since, I've bee lying in bed, tending my wounds, planning my revenge. I'm debating over whether just to kill him for his offense, or whether to send out my husband after him. That moose has no comprehension of what it is to be a man, what deadly power he can hold within his bowels.
I shall not rest until I have received retribution!!!
My apologies for my absence. I spent the night taking over the world. I would have been victorious last night, but I was getting tired, and decided to "save game" before heading on to bed.
I will return to my mission in a few moments. My adversaries are cunning, but no match for my superior combat strategies.
I will inform you both of my success when the time comes.
Catja is a superior ninjanimal. Very impressive! I will posts photos of ninjanimals that need to look out for Catja...Ninjanimals that have blown their cover..tsk tsk tsk
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On Saturday, one was stalking me outside my home. I doned my Ninja garb, and went out to wrestle his ass down. Wouldn't ya know, that mofo turned around, and let out a nuclear blast that tore the shingles off my roof!
And then, in typical moose fashion, he pranced away to the vast corn fields behind my house. I do believe I saw a slight upcurl to his lip, a sure sign he would tell all his compatriots of his victory over me.
Ever since, I've bee lying in bed, tending my wounds, planning my revenge. I'm debating over whether just to kill him for his offense, or whether to send out my husband after him. That moose has no comprehension of what it is to be a man, what deadly power he can hold within his bowels.
I shall not rest until I have received retribution!!!
Good luck with your hostile take-over.
I will return to my mission in a few moments. My adversaries are cunning, but no match for my superior combat strategies.
I will inform you both of my success when the time comes.
Give me the world, or give me death!!!!!
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