My Will Shall Be The Whole Of The Law

It was a bloody sneaky Christmas indeed. This year i decided to get The Ninja a bag of all-purpose shadows. A pretty practical and thoughtful gift for a dark assassin. The Ninja gave me a punch in the face. Not as a response to my gift, but that was his gift to me. He said i would gain a lot of enlightenment from that punch. So far all i have gained is a broken, bloody nose, sever facial bruising and three hours of my life that I can no longer remember.

Wow. The ninja just showed up and kidnapped Kent and I. He took us to some wierd warehouse that was littered with dead bodies. He told that he was on a mission that involved spam (the processed meat product) and the cast of Twilight. We tld him he should hide the bodies before we did the ustream chat. I had no idea that he'd kill a giant Rosyodonus and use the skin to cover the...well, you get it. Anyway, he did a live chat for almost an hour and than punched Kent and I in face. i just woke up b… Continue

Insanity. My girlfriend and I were up in San Francisco enjoying the a big outdoor concert when BAM the ninja shows and makes me work for him while he starts talking to bands and the crowd. I'm not even safe to take a day off. I kind of think he didn't even care about the concert he just wanted to mess with my day. But, what can do, he's a ninja. Anyway, Kent and I are going to cut something awesome out of it, but I really have to warn you folks to be careful about working with ninjas.

We are in the middle of recording the audio version of the Ninja Handbook and the Ninja has been going crazy. Tomorrow he told us that hs is bringing an actual dragon into the studio! A dragon. He wrote the foreword for the book. I do not expect all of us to live through the day.

http://www.kyleart.com/blog/ From what I can tell he's ding a new piece of Ninja Art every day this week and then is going to auction them off on ebay.