Darrin Snider's Friends

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

Favorite Music:: Ninja Simone, Hari-Kiri Bellafonte, Crosby Stills and Ninja, Led Shuriken, Three Deaths Down, Throwing Stars on 45...

Favorite TV Shows:: Slappy Days, The Facts of Death, Killigan's Island, CSI: Shaolin, Deathline: NBC...

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At 10:58pm on January 21, 2009, Light said…: I think you give good responds tall tater!

At 11:12am on October 15, 2008, Robba said…: wow, you give a ot of energy in a spam account.

And heey, isn´t it nice to be loved ;P

At 10:03am on September 22, 2008, Darrin Snider said…: I would just like to go on record as saying that I do not, as a habit talk to myself, and the preceeding post was a lot funnier before the ninjadministrator deleted that spammer's love note of a post that used to be there ... but isn't now.

At 4:13am on September 22, 2008, Darrin Snider said…: What treachery is this?! First you dishonor yourself by stealing you avatar from the FTD.com web site, then you say that I am the only one missing in your entered life, then you proceed to whisper the exact same sweet nothings to Alex, Nelly Ninja, Bartholomew, Chippy the Ninja, B4k4, Diads Louis, The Phantom Ninja, A Nebbia and who knows who else!?

Holy dragon crap on a stick, woman! Do you not know you are messing with ninjas here?!

What happened to you? You didn't used to be like this? Did our unspoken love at the Motel 5 (A Motel 5 is a Motel 6 without showers -- for those of you who just had to read this otherwise personal message) on I-49 last month mean nothing to you?

A true ninja would never incessantly repeat "I am a very good looking girl" over and over like some twisted unholy incantation of a Neil Diamond song stuck in her head. Nor would she repeat such unsubtle, uncreative, easily uncovered tactics in trying to bleed dry and destroy the moral fiber of dozens of young love-starved males simultaneously. I can only assume you are, in fact, one of those dreaded pirate-types ... or possibly a sorority girl from one of those Big Ten schools, it's hard to tell the difference sometimes, ya know? ... similar M.O.'s

I look forward to helping you exit your "entered life" SOON!