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So I'm sitting on the ceiling of the elevator minding my own business when the next thing I know I hear, "BRAINNNNNSSSSSSS" Coming from behind me and as soon as i flip around its Zombie Jesus standing there with a shotgun (ironically) Trying to bite my neck to infect me. So I flip around behind him and i try to stab him in the hearty with a steak that i got from wal-mart for only 2.99 a pound then i remember that those kind of steaks are for wargwolves which are poisonous werewolves and that ste… Continue

So i'm sneaking around the netherworld and i come across this little paintbrush looking think so I use mah masta thief skillz and take that shit. Turns out its a freaking 4 armed minotaur with 2 HUGE battle axes that have black dragon souls trapped in them... Needless to say I got out the extra pointy shuriken for this guy. So I throw three of them at once and I crack one of his axes while hes swinging the other one so I jump back as one of the trapped dragons tries to snap at me I reach for my… Continue