Haha...ninja..yes. i am a ninja. Not as ninja as the ask a ninja. I have not gained that much training. or any training as a matter of fact. I am ninja though. I already have 2 Ninjas after me. Pauly Ninja and Shawn Ninja. They dont leave me alone. im trying to learn how to fend other ninjas off. but these ninjas dont help me much. SO i need to find another ninja..a less stalker ninja.