#1.Leave no evidence.
#2.Don't kill unless you want to, have to, or get paid.
#3.Don't let people control you; you’re not a remote.
#4.Always take what’s free, always steal what isn't.
#5.Weapons don't kill people, they help.
#6.Do not harbour hatred for thy enemy.
#7.Evil can't survive without good, where there is evil there is good, you need war to have peace, good never defeats evil only holds it back, and all that vice versa. (Yin-yang)
#8.Keep friends close and keep enemies closer, but only if you can tell them apart.
#9.If you’re going to die, die with a smile.
#10.You can't live until you die.
#11.Those who beg for they're life and don't appreciate life, don't deserve to live.
#12.Don't trust anyone, not even friends and family.
#13.If you create it, you kill it.
#14.Do or do not, there is no try.
#15.Don't rent a movie if you can't watch it.
#16.Don't fight if you don't know what you’re fighting about.
#17.If you don't want to fight then put your fists down.
#18.If a crazy person says he or she is crazy or not, then they aren't.
#19.Don't follow belief, follow your guts, instincts, or intellect.
#20.Don't tell someone they’re ok if they’re really not, or going to.
#21.Don't brag unless you know you’re good.
#22.If your afraid of heights, jump out of an airplane.
#23.If you make a trade with cash, get the cash upfront not tomorrow.
#24.Destroy those who oppose you, capture those that don't.
#25.There's plenty of fish in the sea, grab a rod.
#26.If you’re tired of life, don't kill yourself and instead live, you'll die eventually.
#27.Drink something with hops in it, like beer, sometime, it helps prevent cancer.
#28.Don`t drink and drive, unless you want to die in a fun way without realizing it.
#29.Limit your drinking and save your liver and brain cells, other people might want to use those.
#30.If you kill, then get ready to be killed or trying to be killed.
#31.Another name for cigarettes is death sticks or if you smoke one you are a dumbass and deserve lung cancer.
#32.Don't be cool, be lame or smart enough not to do drugs and do better in life than anyone else.
#33.A pictures worth a thousand words, a memory is worth one.
#34.Live life as if you were dying.
#35.Don't let food go to waist, or I'll kill you.
#36.Don't eat yellow snow.
#37.If you hate blood, then don't spill it.
#38.Don't let people touch your stuff, they'll get they're fingerprints on it and they'll go to jail too.
#39.Don't save people, if you want to live.
#40.If you can't beat a game, get cheats.
#41.If you suck, than quit.
#42.A bullet sounds the same in every language,
#43.Don't leave in the middle of a movie when you paid.
#44.Don't sit when you need to stand.
#45.Don't let someone win when they suck.
#46.Don't encourage the discouraged.
#47.Don't answer a question unless you know the answer.
#48.Honor doesn't mean shit when you’re going to die.
#49.Honor is only good in battle.
#50.Somethings are better left unsaid, most spoken.
#51.Always speak the truth, it is hurtful and will set you free, sometimes lie.
#52.You keep what you kill.
#53.What you promise you must perform.
#54.Believe in what you can do, not what can't be done.
#55.Mercy is a sign of weakness.
#56.There are no happy endings.
#57.Don't wing it if you have a good plan.
#58.Don't answer the phone, unless you have caller ID.
#59.Money doesn't grow on trees, it's made from them.
#60.Don't bet unless you know you'll win.
#61.You must kill to survive.
#62.People can change, but rarely do.
#63.You can only make fun of fat people if you are fat.
#64.If they don’t give it, then take it.
#65.Pain is a strength, not a weakness.
#66.Patience is a virtue and impatience is a curse.
#67.Don't label a javelin a sword.
#68.Don't burn food if you know how to cook.
#69.Do your job, no matter how repulsive it is.
#70.Kill the past, put a hit on the present, think of killing the future.
#71.Don't be a teacher if you don’t know anything.
#72.Lose a friend, gain an enemy.
#73.Kill your enemies first, kill your friends second.
#74.Get info on your hunt, or you’ll be hunted.
#75.Revenge is a gift forced to take.
#76.If out of control, hit brakes.
#77.You can't drive without keys.
#78.Don't get married, it sucks.
#79.Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity.
#80.We can't solve problems with the same thinking that we used to create them.
#81.Comedy is not a crime; if it hurts someone make it funnier.
#82.If everyone sees something, you better believe it.
#83.If it's big and scary, don't stare, just run.
#84.That which is broken can be repaired.
#85.Ask questions, the more you ask, the more you show you’re an idiot, but have a desire to learn.
#86.Nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home.
#87.Life is beautiful, live it.
#88.Kill first, ask questions later.
#89.Always keep a bet or promise, you'll succeed in the end.
#90.Love is blind, even with laser correction.
#91.Good guys never get anything in the end.
#92.Home is where the heart is, so stab the home.
#93.Never desert your friends.
#94.When all else fails, cheat.
#95.The hard way is better than the easy way.
#96.Don't carry pictures of people you care about in something that can be stolen.
#97.Pull your weight or the weight will crush you.
#98.Your conscience is a weakness.
#99.Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote.
#100.For Christmas get your great grandmother a coffin early.
#101.Kill those you care, if you don't want them to suffer.
#102.When you realize your a loser you become a winner.
#103.Don't believe yourself, make people boo you, it gives you inspiration to prove them wrong.
#104.Abusing power is fun.
#105.Don't make fun of people because they're different, they'll kill you when you’re done.
#106.Don't take a challenge if you can't take it.
#107.Courage is the same as stupidity.
#108.If someone does something to you and you want revenge, don't sink to they're level, sink lower.
#109.Never hire an assassin, when you could do it yourself.
#110.Misunderstanding breeds distrust.
#111.Dig up dirt on all your enemies.
#112.Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
#113.Never make up with your enemy and become friends, because they will still hate you.
#114.Never bite off more than you can chew, or you'll choke.
#115.Love is a weakness, not a gift.
#116.He who knows does not speak, he who speaks does not know.
#117.Those who live by the sword, die by the sword.
#118.Take care of yourself, before others.
#119.In the battlefield a soldier doesn't always have to obey the general's orders.
#120.Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.
#121.An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
#122.A boat is as filthy as the water it floats on.
#123.Don't buy anything used, it was taken back for a reason.
#124.Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
#125.We lose certain things, while we seek the uncertain ones.
#126.As long as you live, keep learning how to live.
#127.Great rewards require great sacrifice.
#128.Sometimes a great offense or no defense is good defense.
#129.There's a maybe to every question and action.
#130.Those that stick together, die together.
#131.It takes losing something to realize what you had.
#132.Would you do nothing and be happy or would you do something you don't love.
#133.Freedom is not free.
#134.It's not cheating; it's called using your advantages.
#135.Love cannot live where there is no trust.
#136.Do not hope for what there is no hope for.
#137.Everyone betrays everyone, even friends and family.
#138.Do not ask the question when the answer is obvious.
#139.Even the most calm of pleasures can turn into the most uneasy of pains.
#140.Even when everyone is gone, keep an eye out, you never know what might happen.
#141.There is no need for violence when only words are tossed around, not fists.
#142.What you say about others also describes yourself.
#143.People get what they get, has nothing to do with what they deserve.
#144.Not everybody is created equal.
#145.The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
#146.Sometimes you got to run before you can walk.
#147.The life which is unexamined is not worth living.
#148.Even the skilled, in unexpected times, could become a novice.
#149.The last bite of every meal is always sweeter than the meal itself, but it can also be bitter.
#150.If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would have only four years of life left.
#151.Definitions are like hand grenades you just have to get close.
#152.Never flip somebody off in a moving vehicle, it makes you look like a wimpy bitch.
#153.Everybody got a plan `till they get punched in the mouth.
#154.To convince people about free will you have to do something you do not won't to do.
#155.You stop being young when you hit 36, when you hit 38 is when your old.
#156.Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
#157.Shit happens when you party naked.
#158.In order for peace there must be control, but with control comes rebellion.
#159.In order for balance in life there must be a predator and a prey.
#160.For you to drink something new you must first empty your cup.
#161.In order for there to be control you must have fear.
#162.There is no great love without great jealousy.
#163.Everything has a stopping point and an end.
#164.Everyone dies there is no use grieving.
#165.Even enemies can show respect.
#166.The gods envy us because we are mortal and can die, which makes things more beautiful because we are doomed.
#167.Sometimes we must serve in order to lead.
#168.Even monsters and killers have feelings, use it against them.
#169.Revenge is so sweet, yet so bitter. Revenge is a good thing because when you have had revenge it makes you feel good and like you can go on living, but if someone had revenge on you it makes you feel terrible and like you want to die. So if you have revenge on someone, someone might get revenge on you.
#170.Everyone is prepared to die; the preparation begins when you’re born.
#171.Cameras don't lie.
#172.We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
#173.A computer is only as smart as its user.
#174.Survival is the ultimate defense.
#175.There is always peace before and after chaos.
#176.As you change on the outside, so must you change on the inside.
#177.Everybody gets one.
#178.Even the weakest of weaklings can strike down the strongest of beasts.
#179.Everybody`s gotta die sometime.
#180.When traveling time do not step on butterflies.
#181.One life for thousands more is a life worth taking.
#182.Do not over or underestimate your opponent or you may regret it.
#183.Do not believe what is said or written, but believe what can be heard, felt, and seen.
#184.Darkness is just as good as light is, they are equals. They both hold secrets. The light holds these secrets in blinding light, while darkness holds them in the dark. Both are an adventure. And if both are destroyed and their secrets revealed then there will be harmony.
#185.Sometimes to save the ecosystem you have to start some forest fires.
#186.Two opposites always attract.
#187.War never changes.
#188.One who keeps his mouth shut lives long, but one who keeps his mouth open is first to die.
#189.Even light has a dark side.
#190.Everyone dies, lives, and does everything for a reason, not because they want to.
#191.Do not mess in a world you can not comprehend.
#192.Live for nothing or die for something.
#193.One saves a life... one takes it away.
#194.Four walls build a home.
#195.People can't help people, people have to help themselves.
#196.Learn to walk in the dark and you won't need the light.
#197.Animals never had a war.
#198.Those that live in the dark tend to stay in the dark.
#199.Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
#200.Stupidity is an evil to itself and others.
#201.Man is nothing without the gods and vice versa. It gives us something to believe in and completes our life. But we can fill that part with the wondering if there is a god. Myths of gods and goddesses were developed as a means of explaining why everything is and how.
#202.Man must put an end to war, or war will put an end to man.
#203.Curiosity resides in every living thing and it can also be the death of that living thing.
#204.Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.
#205.To be angry is easy; to be angry at the right person at the right time is hard.
#206.The magician holds all his tricks up his sleeves.
#207.Give what you can't keep, gain what you can't lose.
#208.One who talks to much gives herself away.
#209.One who shows pain also shows guiltiness.
#210.If somebody is somebody, than who are you?
#211.Learn from the mistakes of others, you can't live long enough to make them yourself.
#212.Only the weak need help.
#213.Everyone is bound by rules and laws that they have no control over.
#214.Women are the dominant gender. They are because they are sometimes smarter, they take care of men, they are kind, they are needed for survival, they hardly ever fight, and they are magnificent in design and personality. They are wild and hard to catch, but they need to be tamed by a man. Men need women and vice versa. All they need is love, care, devotion, and comfort and they will love and reward you. If you treat them badly than they deserve to leave you to die and suffer and you should die.
#215.There is no problem in the universe that can't be solved with a bribe, a paid assassin, or an overpowered fighter.
#216.Always the best man never a man.
#217.Those that wine and cry show no maturity.
#218.Life becomes clear when you see death.
#219.Death is a way of life.
#220.Everyone laughs at you, not with you.
#221.Sometimes you have to kill the people you love.
#222.Happiness does not lie in happiness, but in the achievement of it.
#223.Even one of darkness must use the light to see his path.
#224.Death is a part of life.
#225.Nothing is ever exactly what it seems.
#226.Life is a puzzle, put it together.
#227.Killing people is easy, being politically correct is a pain in the ass.
#228.Every sin causes fresh sin.
#229.Wickedness cannot be ended by wickedness.
#230.Atone for death by death.
#231.Explore everything, stop at nothing.
#232.Suffering is not a punishment for wrongdoing; the innocent suffer as often as the guilty.
#233.The gods cannot do for man what man will not do for themselves.
#234.You cannot defeat everything that is put in front of you.
#235.No matter what you do your failures will always follow you.
#236.Awkward silence always pleads guilty.
#237.The good die young, but pricks live forever.
#238.There is only three things that make life great; comedy, the fact you will die, and food.
#239.Treat everything like a human being and it will serve you well.
#240.There is never nothing, there is always something.
#241.The easiest way to lose something is to want it too much.
#242.Doesn't mean you can't see it doesn't mean it's not real.
#243.No one is a stranger, we are all connected in a way.
#244.No cloth, whether it's pants, underwear, or a shirt, should cost over $50.
#245.There is nothing in he dark that isn't there when the lights are on.
#246.Great leaders inspire greatness in others.
#247.Beleif is not a matter of choice, but of conviction.
#248.The path to wisdom is easy for those not blinded by themselves.
#249.A plan is only as good as those who see through it.
#250.The best confidence builder is experience.
#251.Ignore your instincts at your peril.
#252.The most powerful one controls thier own power.
#253.Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
#254.Good things happen to bad people and bad things happen to good people, how the hell did that happen?
#255.Great people die, but great ideas live on.
#256.The world is changing, be sure to change with it.
#257.No one is ever innocent, everyone is guilty of something.
#258.To part the sea is a magic trick, to save a life is a miracle.
#259.A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
#260.Nothing is real without proof.
#261.Everything is hard, you have to learn to make it easier.
#262.If you don't try to save one life, you want save any at all.
#263.You have to clear the past to make way for the future.
#264.There is no higher power than yours.
#265.Sarcasm is the refuge of a shallow mind.
#266.Time giveth, time taketh away.
#267.Don't fear slowing down; fear for standing still.
#268.Don't judge people for judging you, they've already judged themselves.
#269.It isn't over untill the credits start rolling.
#270.A leader can't be a leader if he doesn't know where he is going.
#271.Everyone is a bitch, it just takes someone to point it out.
#272.The things we want we don't need, the things we need we don't want.
#273.Without consequnences for our actions there can be no order.
#274.You can't find a mistake if you don't look for one.
#275.There is no such thing as "THE truth", only the appearence it is true.
#276.The smart man knows a bandage only hides his wounds.
#277.Only through observation will you percieve weakness.
#278.Doing the right thing doesn't mean you want suffer the consequences.
#279.The bitter always taste sweet.
#280.If you do things right, people want be sure you've done anything at all.
#281.Three can keep a secret if two are dead.
#282.Don't have a party with 13 people.
#283.If everyone is thinking the same thing than someone isn't thinking at all.
#284.Ambition is the last refuge of failure.
#285.The key to success is not known, but the key to failure is trying to please eeryone.
#286.Those who want to achieve much must sacrifice much.
#287.Let the dead be dead.
#288.The dead can't speak for themselves.
#289.Beleiving is the same as giving power.
#290.Remembrance keeps everything alive.
#291.The more elaborate your communication, the less you communicate.
#292.It's essential to give your arguments impact.
#293.Nothing is useless, everything has a purpose.
#294.When one dies another lives and vice versa.
#295.Only cooperation can redeem mankind.
#296.One with a closed mind sees only locked doors, opened minds see closed doors ready to open, one may close or open the other, like a door.
#297.It's amazing what can be accomplished when noone cares who gets the credit.
#298.Paranoia can be a good thing, only when your correct.
#299.No effort is without error.
#300.Let your words be your weapon.
#301.Good men do nothing.
#302.Good men do nothing.
#303.To apologize is to show weakness.
#304.Good compliments make good lies.
#305.The truth that hurts is better than the lie that helps.
#307.Never get idiots to do a job that requires smarts.
#308.He who throws the first punch wins the fight.
#309.The most worthwhile gifts are the most practical ones.
#310.One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team.
#311.Follow the day and reach for the sun.
#312.When somone says nothing it usually means something.
#313.Never trust a computer you can't throw out the window.
#314.Time makes fools of us all.
#315.The best way to win a fight is not throw a single punch.
#316.We all say what we mean to say.
#317.Insult is the same as truth.
#318.If you only fuck your wife, you can't get caught.
#319.Through small cruelties, greater ones are born.
#320.Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.