Ok. To start off with I'd like to say that it's my belief that Ninja Penguins
are the hardest to kill because they travel so fast and they don't even have to be in reality if they don't want to. But if you read about them you already know that.
Now the main enemy that Penguin Ninjas kill are Software Pirates
. I don't see how a Software Pirate could kill a Ninja Penguin because all they do is set around and download illegal software all day in a computer chair and become couch potatoes. I've been wrong before. That's why I'm posting this here. I want all you Software Pirates to tell me why Software Pirates would be safe from Ninja Penguins.
Be careful though. If you click on the first link about Ninja Penguins and don't follow the instructions and read everything you will probably be killed by a Ninja Penguin very soon and if they don't succeed you won't end up killing them and they will just keep coming back until they do kill you. I still haven't figured out how to stop a Ninja Penguin without sending other Ninja Penguins to stop the first one.
So this one is for the Pirates out there to figure out. Of course if you are a Pirate and you have read this you are probably already dead.