A Ninja Vs. Various Guitar Gods
Oh yeah. You heard me.
What would happen if a Ninja had to do battle with greats like Jimmy Page, or Angus Young, or even Zombie Jimi Hendrix? Could a Ninja withstand the onslaught of pure rock? Or would he/she (Hard to tell with Ninjas. And generally when you're close enough to find out, you're dead.) travel faster than sound and dispatch the Rocker Deity with one swipe of the ol' shurikens?
A question for the ages.
What would happen if a Ninja had to do battle with greats like Jimmy Page, or Angus Young, or even Zombie Jimi Hendrix? Could a Ninja withstand the onslaught of pure rock? Or would he/she (Hard to tell with Ninjas. And generally when you're close enough to find out, you're dead.) travel faster than sound and dispatch the Rocker Deity with one swipe of the ol' shurikens?
A question for the ages.
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Permalink Reply by MJFury on -
It doesn't matter if its Jimi Hendrix, Abraham Lincihon, or Amelia Earhart, (all of which were killed by Ninjas) If they are a zombie then they are a zombie and easily suseptible to the switft and Ninjawesome hands of the Ninja.
You know Ninjas enjoy silence they really do, but when they are not killing they are rocking! So trying to kill them with rock and roll will only make them enjoy the sweet taste of death even more. And I'm not sure that's even possible.
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Permalink Reply by Flagman on -
Well, yes, but let's pretend that they were thrown into some kind of twisted alternate dimension where Paris Hilton feeds homeless children and the Scary/Epic/Date Movies are complete pieces of crap, and they had to fight each other, who would win?
For instance: Angus Young vs. A Ninja.
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Permalink Reply by MJFury on
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Its funny how the scary/Epic/Date movies are crap in every dimension.
Angus Young? He's not even dead or is he a god. Yes a God in a metaphorical his music rocks sense, but very much otherwise a mortal guy that can bleed a lot.
Just check out this printscreen from wikipedia, I enhanced the image to show exactly Angus Young made all those funky expressions as he played his legendary axe of music magic.
Angus Young has been hiring Ninjas for years to not only kill members of his audiences, but also help shred that awesome music he makes.
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Permalink Reply by Flagman on
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Wow.
My mind has been blown.
But it's okay, 'cause I got some serious Brain Duct-tape.
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Permalink Reply by Zombie_slag on -
I think it was said, but ill say it again, Almost nothing is more ninja than a shredding rock guitar god!
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Permalink Reply by Mattikus on -
Randy Rhoads vs Ninja????? They would both see that they could not kill each other and shread the audience with both screaming riffs and silents slashes.
R.I.P Randy Rhoads.
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Permalink Reply by anonymous ninja on -
there is no such thing as A ninja vs, anything! us ninjas fight in groups and of course ninjas would defeat any guitar god
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