Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again (News VIdeo)

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Permalink Reply by Rob Pongi on October 30, 2007 at 2:56am

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Glad you got a GREAT JOYFUL Comickkitty-san! And, you know I too was wondering the same thing, and I believe that it was probably a young vassal in ninjitsu apprenticeship who, on his very first covert mission, tripped on his own JIKA-TABI ("Ninja Boots") while trying to jump out the window and SNAP he was captured on film!!!! Well, for sure the master of the clan knew all about that even before the squad returned to base camp and you know there was hell to pay for that young killer. No doubt!

Cheers! <*@v@*>

Japanese Girls (modern-day girlfriends of Tokyo Ninja!!!)

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Permalink Reply by PseudoNinja on October 30, 2007 at 8:24am

Candy? Poison candy!

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Permalink Reply by Rob Pongi on October 30, 2007 at 12:40pm

Well, yes, that option was always right there ready to go with a single grunt by the Clan Leader. But, normally, for the vassals, a first offense of being DISCOVERED AND DISGRACED meant that they would be forced to sever their pinkies from the top knuckles and then they had to tie the severed appendage up very nicely in a beautiful Chrysanthemum Red Bow along with several useless layers and layers of very fine, high quality hand-made rice paper and then put it all in a small solid gold gift box in which it would then be presented to the local Daimyo for forgiveness. And that act was usually done with the vassal profusely apologizing, bowing and begging over and over and usually, they would get it right away that would be the end of it. But if The Daimyo was having a bad-hair day or something, then he sometimes would just sit there and say nothing, totally disinterested, swig some Sake, and then just pick up the gold box and throw it in the fireplace and then split, shaking his head, muttering to himself.

Now that type of response would signify only "half" forgiveness and, of course, "half" disgrace. Then soon afterwards, the vassal would get some humiliating but quite dangerous duty like being an archery target holder - the apple on the head or in the mouth- for the senior Bunjikan members or else, even worse, sometimes they would be DEMOTED and then forced to become professional Sumo TV wrestlers instead of Ninja. Holy Shinto! THAT was the ULTIMATE dishonor. OH BUDDHA! Like for example, on a daily basis, they would be forced to eat like 8-10 meals a day, including over 100 or so newly-invented and barely-cooked Hot Dogs with no mustard allowed –YUCK! UUUGGHHH!!! ,And then they had to sleep for 15+ hours or more in order to quickly achieve maximum levels of obesity and brain numbness. Also, they would only be granted one visit to the bathrooms per day in order to maximize their obesity levels and and brain numbness as well as develop terminal constipation and chronic flatulence. It is thought that the derisive nickname of "flatulence boy" actually originated around this era.

Now, of course, the poison candy was always nearby and sometimes the demoted vassals just could not handle the transition to a Ginormous-sized overweight and Wealthy and Famous Professional Sumo TV Wrestler and so they would just go for it on their own and attempt to find and ingest the sacred honey nugget poison candy bar. But, of course, you know what happened if they were caught with their hands in the proverbial candy jar, so to speak. Well, then the torture would just start all over again by severing the other pinkie from the top knuckle and then again they had to tie the severed appendage up very nicely in a beautiful Chrysanthemum Red Bow along with several useless layers and layers of that stupid rice paper that costs a fortune and on and on and on. You see, death was thought of as an honor and sometimes even as a "gift", so it was not always sentenced right away as is sometimes believed. Yeah, it was brutal. Especially having to eat all those barely cooked hot dogs with no mustard! NO MUSTARD MAN!!!! OOOOHHHHHHH that's just way harsh!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Matthew on October 30, 2007 at 9:19am

yes, Sweet!

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Permalink Reply by Kat on October 30, 2007 at 10:06am

That was so awesome. There is nothing else to be said for it.

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