How a ninja works - The truth
When a ninja is hired to kill someone or something, he spends month on the process. They hides in somewere where he can see his target and plan.
If the target has any failure like smells one particulary flower every morning, the nin goes there at night and put poison on the flower. In the next morning, the target smells it and die.
Only if there's no space to do this kind of thing, ninjas grab swords and attack, and even then, they don't face the enemy directaly. They starts a small fire somewere in the house of the target, and attacks on the other end, overnumbering the unadviced soldiers who were allarmed with the fire.
About ninja training to kill samurai, yes, Samurais were the deadliest enemy of a ninja. But ninjas didn't face of a samurai, and his samurai skill's training were more to run from samurais pursuiters.
Ninja Sword is also a lie. Ninjas don't uses Katana - The best sword ever. Katana is an expensive sword, and only samurais had then. Ninja's sword were the Ninja-to, a low quality blade that usualy brakes after some slashes.
BTW: FYI - Ninjas females were usualy hookers who Sells theyr "holes" to get information for the male ninjas to "fight" his target. And since ninja clans are family, If you are a ninja, your mother was a prostitute. A cheap one!
If the target has any failure like smells one particulary flower every morning, the nin goes there at night and put poison on the flower. In the next morning, the target smells it and die.
Only if there's no space to do this kind of thing, ninjas grab swords and attack, and even then, they don't face the enemy directaly. They starts a small fire somewere in the house of the target, and attacks on the other end, overnumbering the unadviced soldiers who were allarmed with the fire.
About ninja training to kill samurai, yes, Samurais were the deadliest enemy of a ninja. But ninjas didn't face of a samurai, and his samurai skill's training were more to run from samurais pursuiters.
Ninja Sword is also a lie. Ninjas don't uses Katana - The best sword ever. Katana is an expensive sword, and only samurais had then. Ninja's sword were the Ninja-to, a low quality blade that usualy brakes after some slashes.
BTW: FYI - Ninjas females were usualy hookers who Sells theyr "holes" to get information for the male ninjas to "fight" his target. And since ninja clans are family, If you are a ninja, your mother was a prostitute. A cheap one!
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on -
Ah, C'mon! I was supose to kill the ninjas!
But If u wanna kill yourselves, can I watch?
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Permalink Reply by stonefox on -
oh but ill make it happen. =]
hardman would try to watch and our ninja fight would look like a thousand bombs exploding and we'd burn his retinas out of his face.
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on
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Here's a little roleplay about How a ninja works:
A Daimo goes to a Ninja Village to contract the killing of a political opositor.
- Good day, Ninja-sama.
- Good Day, sire.
- There is a gaijin making political oposition. They have soldiers, so I need to contract the best killer ever.
- You choose wizely! Ninjas are the Best Killer Ever!
- Great! So do you assecure me that the gaijin will be dead on the morning?
- No.
- Hã?
- We can't Kill him next morning.
- Well... I'm paying in cash. Don't need the bank to compensate the payment or anything...
- We know that. It just that it's not how ninjas kills.
- Okey... I can wait a week or two.
- We can't kill him this month either. We can't even guarantee the next month. We will camp nearby the target for some months and then we'll strike them.
- MONTHS?!? If I send pirates, they would be burning by now!
- But pirates are not good killers. They just brutes who forces their way in and rip everithing on they way.
- But that's what I want! Those guys dead A.S.A.P.
- You will have your enemies dead As Soom As Possible. But As soom as possible for us is around christmas.
- What is Christmas?
- A gaijin hollyday.
- How do you know gaijins hollydays?
- Because the gaijins contracted us to kill a daimio, and we promised them to kill him around christmas. My owm mother is undercover as a hooker following him now. Hey! Mom?!? is that you?!? what a surprise! I didn't expected to see you untill christmas!
- THAT's your Mother?!? That's Myako! My prostitute!
- Oh! that means that YOU are the daimio the gaijins hired us to kill. Small world, isn't it?!?
- But you can't kill me! I'm the Daimio!
- Sorry, we have our previous contract. But we are proffesionals. We can give you 10% off for vindicate your own death.
- Hmm... okey. What can I do? I should've gone for the pirates in the first place. Here you go.
- Thank you, Daimio-sama.
- But F.Y.I: I will keep f*%$ing your mother intill christmas, you know?
- Sticks and stones, sir.
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Permalink Reply by Molenater on -
Pirates are sissies who are so broke that they have to raid other boats.
And sometimes, they got owned like blackbeard.
Besides, pirates weren't assasins!
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Permalink Reply by JJ Ellis on
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Edward Teach was an awesome pirate, it took a whole crew of the navy to 'own' him.
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on
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Yeah! Black Beard forever!
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on
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He went down lik' a Warrior! Took 500 times this number.
I belive every single ninja from 800 BC until 1907 is dead now. Are they owed?
... Or you belive that ninjas doesn't die. They just flip their counscience away from their bodies and goes to an hier level of existence?
... Because that's de DEFINITION OF DEATH IN EVERY SINGLE RELIGION KNOWN BY MEN! is like saying pirates doesn't shit, they just release their bodies from impurances by their assholes!
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It was only chopped off after he was dead.
It took something like 8 gunshot wounds and 13-17 stab wounds to bring him down.
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