is chuck norris a ninja?
dude i think chuck norris is a ninja! if u think he is that texas ranger guy then your wrong 'cause that was a panda bear diguised to be chuck norris.! i know this for a fact because i was there! i think...
chuck norris did have some bad relationships with pandas... like the hole choping ping the panda in half thing...
any ways chuck norris is a ninja anyone who disagres should tell chuck norris!
(yes i did have to use his full name every time!)
chuck norris did have some bad relationships with pandas... like the hole choping ping the panda in half thing...
any ways chuck norris is a ninja anyone who disagres should tell chuck norris!
(yes i did have to use his full name every time!)
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Permalink Reply by Twiggy on -
Chuck norris has 2 speed, walk and KILL !!!
so yeah hes the none discreet version of ninja, except his only wepons are pain and suffering (his left and right fist)
XD
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Permalink Reply by Rorschach on -
i'd like to thank those with non sequiturs that difused potentially volatile situation, and apologise for creating the conditions to rebuild said volatile situation.
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Permalink Reply by BlackMark on -
You have nothing to apologize for. I was speaking to Jianuzzi. Intelligent and meaningful input is always welcome, and you did nothing to raise the level of anyone's hostility.
In short, don't sweat it.
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Permalink Reply by Jay on
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"Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff!!"
George Carlin
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Permalink Reply by Doctor Scraps on -
Of course you used his full name! You can never just call Chuck Norris anything less than Chuck Norris. I can not fathom anyone going up to him, even family, saying "Hi Chuck!" or "Hello, Mr. Norris." It's ALWAYS Chuck Norris, verbatim! Because, Chuck Norris is not so much a person, as he is a persona, a malevolent diety that doesn't really exist, but kinda does. He exists enough so that he can roundhouse kick you in the face.
As for being a Ninja? Of course he isn't a Ninja! You can see him! The only arguement to that, is that you've never seen him actually do the things he's legedary for doing, like kicking babies, or eating planets, or something really absurd like that. That gives him a very dangerous Ninja Mystique. And if there's one thing more dangerous than a normal Chuck Norris, it's a slightly stealthy Chuck Norris.
Happy Ninja Day!
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Permalink Reply by comickitty on
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Hello, Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Ninja Day.
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Permalink Reply by EvilSteve on
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CHUCK NORRIS really can eat worlds i saw him do it on an episode of Walker Texas Ranger Cheech Marin??? ( not a ninja )
It was reallllly late and i was poisoned by these deadly mushrooms at the time...
Annyway CHUCK NORRIS is not somebody to by trifled with let me tell you!
What time is it?? Whatever time CHUCK NORRIS says it is...Thats what time it is.
CHUCK NORRIS vs.Superman??? (CHUCK NORRIS wins without kryptonite )
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Permalink Reply by Tieg on -
Evidence (Apple widget): http://www.apple.com/downloads/dashboard/movie_tv/chucknorrisfacts....
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Permalink Reply by Chikininja on -
nah, he's not a ninja. He's god!
...so, yeah...he's a ninja
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Permalink Reply by PseudoNinja on
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I believe Chuck Norris belongs not to a mortal coil! He has his own domain and designation. He is his own definition.
[bows and leaves]
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Permalink Reply by Rock-Lee12 on -
ummmmm do i really have to answer that i mean without chuck norris who would have taught the side kick lol
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